Definitions by Yer Mom

xtine altizer 

basically the worst teacher ever. seriously. she is such a bitch and everyone hates her, including other teachers. she is such an ass, she can be her own insult.

god that girl is such a xtine altizer

xtine altizer by yer mom April 1, 2005

etnies 

Although at one point, a supposed "skater" shoe, people now just wear etnies because they're comfortable. Real skaters hate them - and who can blame them? It made it look like you could buy something they base they're lives on in a store! But they aren't considered skater shoes anymore, as a lot of people where them because A) they're comfortable, or B) last a long time. Of course, there's still posers who think they are *super* *hardcore* skater for buying (which they aren't), but it doesn't seem to make a difference anymore.

In my small-ass mountain town, everyone wore shoes like Etnies or Vans- and none of us even knew they were condsidered skate shoes (we wore them for comfort, and that they survived for years).

etnies by Yer Mom March 28, 2005

DealHelper 

by far the most annoying virus.

Because of it's mass amount of Pop ups, my computer led to self combustion.

DealHelper by yer mom March 13, 2005

athletic 

What fat people in denial call themselves.

800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.

athletic by Yer Mom January 9, 2005

Aight 

A manner in which to pronounce "alright" that is seen to be cooler and/or hipper than the word we might find in an actual dictionary.

They tried to replace my 'blahs' with 'a-ights,' blah.

Aight by Yer mom November 15, 2004

butherface

The origin of this word is that it is something you would say of a girl with a nice body, but an ugly face:
"Dude, everything's hot BUT HER FACE" ie she becomes a "butterface."

Bonus: if you say it about a girl, she thinks it sounds sweet!

"That chick was a butherface. I'd do her if I could paper bag her."

butherface by yer mom November 25, 2003

napple 

A nipple that spans most of the boob's surface

Imagine a pizza , but on a boob

napple by yer mom October 20, 2003