Definitions by Yaziyo

The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.

He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…

The Closet by Yaziyo March 5, 2008

Penis Pump 

A fun word to scream in public.

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"

Penis Pump by Yaziyo August 29, 2006

Hoi Without Glasses 

Another word for nudity. Derived from the Deity Hoi who is naked unless he is wearing his glasses.

OMGWTFBBQ this French movie has Hoi without glasses in it.

Hoi Without Glasses by Yaziyo August 18, 2006

angad

A term used to refer to how much something smells.

Eg 1:
"Ugh that smells like angad"

Eg 2:
"What's that smell?"
"Probably angad."

angad by Yaziyo May 16, 2006

Pinkneck 

A rednecked child. Or a baby redneck.

Picture a small boy with a southern USA accent...

"I don' like no brown trash toast. Mama told me to only eat white bread because white is right." Said the pinkneck.

Pinkneck by Yaziyo May 10, 2006

ornpay

Another way of saying porn.

Ima go make my client happy with some good ole ornpay.

ornpay by Yaziyo May 4, 2006

oh dears 

Similar to oh noes but is better in some situations, good to be used in reply to oh noes.

"Oh noes, my pubes got stuck to my girlfriends tongue-ring"
"Oh dears"

oh dears by Yaziyo May 4, 2006