Ima

A song by Hikakin and Seikin, two YouTubers, written in 2018.

American man: Hey, what’s your favorite song?
Japanese man: Oh, it’s “Ima.”

by Yamato Yamamoto May 07, 2021

Yamato

My name.

Random dude: What is your name?
Me: It’s Yamato.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 07, 2021

dupstairs

What a teenager says when he/she can’t make a decision about whether he/she wants to go upstairs or downstairs.

Dad: Shall we have dinner upstairs or downstairs?
Son: How about… dupstairs?
Dad: If you can’t decide, we'll have to decide for you.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 03, 2023

23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

Driving at 90

A lyric from Ed Sheeran’s song, “Castle on the Hill.” Many people believe he is driving at 90 km/h as opposed to 90 MPH because he wrote this song in England, but these people don’t realize that England is one of the few countries in the world that still measures distance in miles.

I’m on my way / driving at 90 (MPH) down those country lanes / singing to Tiny Dancer

by Yamato Yamamoto April 19, 2023

5781

The Hebrew year number for this year (2021). It is the 5,781st year since the creation of the world.

Random dude: Hey, when did you post this?
Me: I posted it on May 7th, 5781.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 07, 2021

22:45

The 645th minute after midday and the seventy-fifth before midnight; the time after 22:14 and before 22:16.

Parent: Hey, what time is it?
Kid: It’s 22:45.
Parent: That’s too late to stay up. Time to go to bed.
Kid: Okay, I was just kidding. It’s 21:45.
Parent: THAT’S A LIE!!!!

by Yamato Yamamoto April 23, 2022