Ya Mum's definitions

ya mum

Tim's mother.

Tim, ya mum's a busty ho.
Eh?
I said YA MUM.
My mother? What about her?
I ripped her open.

by ya mum November 17, 2003

mole

a large dark brown skin area on the upper lip

Lauren Amanavich

by ya mum June 10, 2003

ya mum

Ya Mum licks my anas

A:Why do you lick anus?
B:Ya mum licks my anus

by Ya Mum July 1, 2003

Dead-Drop

When your dog takes a shit, so you do the decent thing and pick it up using a dog shit bag but you don't want to carry it around like some dickhead so you drop it in a location where someone wouldn't find it. Like in a bush, or in a half buried grave or a child's school bag etc.

Ahh fuck. Me dog's done a shit. Ahh don't worry I'll just pick it up and leave a Dead-Drop.

by ya mum April 22, 2020

dom britton

That dirty guy that goes to church just so he can touch children.

I invited Dom to your kid's party.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

loxley

Slang (according to his mother) for little shit-faced piece of scum.

"Loxley, don't make me beat you up with a fork again...like i do everynight...

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

hebitch

1. Unappreciative male
2. Male who enjoys the pleasures of screwing over others

'You ungrateful he-bitch'

by Ya Mum March 12, 2003