Definitions by YOUR MOM

your mom 

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

your mom by your mom May 13, 2005

slurp

a kid who has braces and slurps all day.

slurp/matt- sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp
otherguy- stop slurpin'

slurp by your mom May 13, 2005

Manteca 

Manteca otherwise known as "teca" town is known for the famous Manteca Waterslides. Now that the waterslides are being torn down to build housing developments this little central valley town will have nothing to be known for.

The Manteca Waterslides!

Manteca by your mom May 13, 2005

amalgamate 

to unite in or as if in an amalgam; especially : to merge into a single body

I'm gonna amalgamate with jerry tonight!

amalgamate by Your mom May 13, 2005

vagina toast 

on a warm summmer night when you stick you bread in someones vagina and then in the morning you have nice steamy toast

man that vagina toast was good

vagina toast by your mom May 13, 2005

stinkfat 

To live like a big fat stinkin rich fuck

"I roll up all of this ike cash like im a fuckin stinkfat"-MC Juan Valdez

stinkfat by your mom May 5, 2005

bopper 

generally, boppers are those people who make ugly ass kissy-faces and are myspace whores. boppers can range from the "wannabe gangster bopper" who represents some sort of gang/city when they really don't know what they're talking about and then there's the boppers who go out to the movies every friday night and just hang out to look cool. usually females.

female boppers:
1. wear huge hoop earrings that you can put your fist through.
2. like to hang out it huge groups at the mall.
3. think every boy wants to holler at them.
4. try to act hard

"i hate going to the movies on friday nights, they're always filled with boppers."

bopper by your mom May 5, 2005