The description of the conditions Yoda is forced to be in while on the set of Star Wars. Hence "Eating of Hot Dogs" or well, you know what I mean. He is living in horrbile conditions, I must tell the public. When asked about his conditions, Yoda said "Free the maniacal pencils from the communist Triforce! You chauvenist pig! The men are shaving there bums and they don't see what's happening! Don't you see... I can't wait until the rainbow comes."
by Yoda March 23, 2003
give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.
by yoda August 08, 2003
The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!
I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!
The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
by Yoda September 24, 2003
that was fucking scary, i shit myself
by Yoda April 28, 2003
Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.
by Yoda March 30, 2004
a circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
by Yoda April 28, 2003
1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.
2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.
3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.
Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects
2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.
3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.
Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects
"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."
"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"
"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."
"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"
"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."
by YODA November 22, 2004