YAWA's definitions

toxic binary system

The pinnacle of codependency.

After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.

by YAWA September 5, 2022

Health Hugger

A largely derogatory term for individuals with a genuine interest in preserving overall health and wellness by following guidelines based on scientific reasoning, the opinions from experts and data generated from valid clinical studies.

Awww, man...Just git a look at that Health Hugger over yonder. Don't he know that wearin' a face mask just makes ya breathe in more of that there virus, de-prives yer brain of oxygeen and ain't never been proov'd ta work anyway?
Yeah, I see him. He appears to be as much concerned about everyone's wellbeing as you sound like a fucking idiot...BIGLY!

by YAWA July 18, 2020

anecdotal proof

The erroneous extension of personal experience into the general population.

So last week i had COVID. I took (insert quack cure X here) and now i’m better. X works!
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***

by YAWA January 15, 2022

trumptoxic

The unquestionably negative influence on Republican voting behaviour driven almost exclusively by trumpubilcan, MAGA, election-denialism ideology.

So, how did election denialism, MAGA, trumpublican endorsed candidates do in the 2022 midterm elections?
Ummm, not so hot. Mainly because of former 25th president grifter-in-chief induced trumptoxic voting behaviour.

by YAWA November 10, 2022

Acting president

A seemingly impossible, almost laughable, scenario in which a low-rent, bombastic, reality-TV host is somehow elected to the Presidency of the United States of America.

Acting president!

Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...

by YAWA February 22, 2020

virtual demise

The anonymous, lack of closure phenomenon associated with COVID death and the impersonal, isolating and sterilized subsequent memorial service held in consolation.

Hey, did you know Timmy died of COVID?
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.

by YAWA January 31, 2021

brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.

OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...

by YAWA January 25, 2020