The process by which wild pigs, hogs or other feral swine are audibly petitioned in an attempt to lure them into a high-probability kill zone.
Ok, them hogs have been devistatin' our crops; grab yer guns, it's time to grunt 'em up! Tonite we reclaim our territory..fuck them hogs!!!
by YAWA September 18, 2019
The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.
Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!
by YAWA December 22, 2019
In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.
YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.
YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...
YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...
by YAWA July 06, 2018
A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 04, 2019
Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..
by YAWA February 20, 2020
The euthanasia-induced, temporary repository for a beloved, yet incontinent, demented and disease-riddled family pet that has succumbed to the unfortunate ravages of time...
Ok kids, 'Boots' is ...in the 'fridge; we gotta get her out and into the ground before the Vet charges us for another month of 'storage'...go get yer shovels...
by YAWA April 27, 2018
Any of a seemingly infinite number of specialty devices designed with the specific intent to provide unexpected sexual pleasure.
by YAWA May 16, 2015