not worth the misery

A position of intentional reserve and calm stability; having learned through personal experience the abject futility, emotional exhaustion and disappointment sustained in attempting to influence another individuals thoughts, words or deeds.
So, I've just given up trying to get people to stop smoking, texting/drinking-and-driving, bullying others and farting in public...its just not worth the misery.
by YAWA April 25, 2019
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caustic euphemism

A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.
So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...
by YAWA August 18, 2019
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demon sperm

An alternative explanation for the COVID pandemic offered in deference to legitimate medical and evidence based scientific consensus.
Quite probably the most effective theory yet devised in an effort to explain the CORONA virus pandemic; and the use of medications containing Alien DNA, of course.

Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!
by YAWA July 31, 2020
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trick 'n treat

Dispensing cannabis-laden edibles for Halloween instead of 'traditional' boring candy.
Yo! Every school in town had to cancel because no one showed up for class the day after Halloween! The FBI is still trying to figure out who's playing trick 'n treat...
by YAWA December 05, 2018
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trumploan

Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.
You get'cher trumploan yet?
Naww, not yet.

You holdin' yer breath?
Nope...
by YAWA March 25, 2020
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Pennsylvania poke-me

A children's dance inspired the by various evasive physical movements performed by 100's of kids as they desperately attempt to avoid penetration by trusted family clergy.
Holy shit, will you just look at that!!!
Timmy just stuck a frying pan down the back of his pants!!
That's the best Pennsylvania poke-me move I've seen yet!!
by YAWA August 18, 2018
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Abusement park

A place of unusually high attraction for pedophiles, frotteursists, catholic priests and other victomizers of unsuspecting, innocent children; ie. church, rectory, sanctuary.
Thanks to sustained unforgivable behavior and scandalous policy, leaving a child unattended in the abusement park is not recommended.
by YAWA June 05, 2015
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