YAWA's definitions

Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.

It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.

by YAWA April 15, 2023

Airport trudge

The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.

No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge.

by YAWA June 15, 2015

Who's got your goat

The ability to intentionally annoy, agitate or otherwise aggravate another individual to a point of critical instability bordering on emotional breakdown.

Yer boss called and left a message for you. Seems like you've been accused of sexually abusing your secretary, embezzling from the widows and orphans fund and jerking off in your cubicle.
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!

by YAWA January 29, 2021

Wu-flu

Straight outta Wuhan Province, the cruise-ship-quarantine, pseudo-scourge of 2020.

Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..

by YAWA February 19, 2020

kill-whitey music

The traditional, lyrically aggressive hip-hop sub-genre--dedicated to themes of violence, anarchy and social disruption; UNLIKE the current watered-down, lame-ass, mainstream dollar-driven verbal diarrhea...

Yo, you can't be playin' that kill-whitey music up in here; if bubba hears it, he gonna come kick some fuckin ass...

by YAWA April 14, 2019

weerkin' the quarantine

As a testament to the human condition, COVID quarantine has not suppressed demand for the best 'social talent' and 'professional companionship' available.

Here she comes... payin' for her steak and lobster dinner with $5's and $10's; weerkin' the quarantine, baby!

by YAWA April 14, 2020

vaccine flop-sweat

One of the many unpleasant COVID vaccine side-effects, which are often highly amplified after the requisite second dose.

So I hear you got the COVID vaccine, you lucky fucker.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.

by YAWA January 23, 2021