Definitions by YAWA

Trump-asthenia 

The progressive weariness and public despair caused by a never ending series of poor, ill-informed decisions, infantile self-serving policies and generalized, narcissistic, ineffective hyperbole.

ANOTHER government shut-down! There is no way that Congress and the citizens of the USA will permit this to happen...all sides have reached Trump-asthenia to the max...

Trump-asthenia by YAWA February 11, 2019

pooper-bowl 

A less-than 'super' bowl; a game filled with interceptions, punts, missed field goals, short-yard gains and very few drives resulting in actual points scored.

WTF?! Is ANYONE going to fucking score a touchdown in this pooper-bowl--they should all get a discount for those ultra-expensive, unintelligible commercials.

pooper-bowl by YAWA February 3, 2019

creeping curfew

The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.

Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!

creeping curfew by YAWA February 2, 2019

expensive urine 

The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.

Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...

expensive urine by YAWA February 2, 2019

steam queen 

A closeted male homosexual who seeks out environments for anonymous sexual encounters that can be visually and audibly obscured; often found trolling in Turkish bath houses, table showers and stream rooms.

Oh, HELL no! Used my "free pass" for the club facilities...Be careful where you sit in the Hot-room, ol' Jim's a steam queen.
I'm pretty sure no one heard me scream...

steam queen by YAWA January 26, 2019

it's worth it for...the wall 

The perspective of the privileged and out-of-touch, that any sacrifice can be justified in order to satisfy an unrealistic, expensive and ineffective Presidenial campaign promise.

I haven't gotten a paycheck for weeks, can't afford my insulin injections, food for my family, car payment or rent. But it's worth it for...the Wall. Right?

it's worth it for...the wall by YAWA January 25, 2019

commode paralysis 

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.

Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!

commode paralysis by YAWA January 4, 2019