The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.
So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
by YAWA January 23, 2021
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badvice

Just what you'd think it means. The proffering of a completely unsolicited, incorrect, counter-intuitive and potentially harmful course of action .
See that chick? She's definitely into you! Head on over there and ask her if she wants to 'git it on'.
**returning with a broken jaw, blackened eyes and swollen nut sack** Thanks for the badvice, ass clown.
Sheeet, who's all busted up friend? It ain't me! Who's the REAL ass hat, now?
by YAWA July 14, 2021
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Sh*tty Wife

One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.
Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...
by YAWA August 10, 2019
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Pandemic Fatigue

The predictable mindset of helplessness and futility realized as a consequence of failing, long-term attempts at Pandemic management.
I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
by YAWA July 04, 2020
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truth obliteration

Worse than truth decay; a politically inspired condition that renders the acquisition of 'factual knowledge' nearly impossible under all conditions.
Oh, hell no! I just can't cast a vote for any far left, climate freak, baby pedophelia cannibal radicals.
So. Reading much Q-anon material lately? Perhaps a bit of Hannity?

Absolutely! They're on to the deep-state threat to our way of life.
Or maybe they DEFINE truth obliteration and ARE the probem NOT the solution.
by YAWA October 19, 2020
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Corona Cones

Hard times these days for the drive-around, ice-cream dude.
Damn, did you hear that they arrested the Ice Cream Man...yeah, he was accused of doling out Corona Cones to unsuspecting youth.
by YAWA April 05, 2020
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Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.
Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.
by YAWA August 19, 2020
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