YAWA's definitions
by YAWA March 8, 2020
Get the vice-poodlemug. A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".
So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.
by YAWA February 7, 2021
Get the beware the variantmug. A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
by YAWA August 24, 2017
Get the Total scrotal eclipsemug. So, do you think trump is worthy of re-election?
Ummm. HELL TO THE FUCKIN' NO. I DO NOT think he is even remotely qualified to be re-elected
You think he's not a good president?
To be clear, I DO NOT think he's been even FUCKING CLOSE to being a good president.
Well, how could he do better?
Two words: GET. OUT.
Ummm. HELL TO THE FUCKIN' NO. I DO NOT think he is even remotely qualified to be re-elected
You think he's not a good president?
To be clear, I DO NOT think he's been even FUCKING CLOSE to being a good president.
Well, how could he do better?
Two words: GET. OUT.
by YAWA October 14, 2020
Get the Get. Out.mug. In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.
YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.
YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...
YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...
by YAWA July 6, 2018
Get the 'roid titsmug. The heavily armed, military-grade Federal officers dispatched, at the request of potus, to forcibly quell peaceful protestors.
You gonna protest tonite?
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!
by YAWA July 29, 2020
Get the trump troopsmug. The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.
Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
by YAWA September 8, 2022
Get the Third Day Syndromemug.