Definitions by YAWA
Big Thickie
A term of semi-endearment referring to any individual with above-average body mass that severely compromises their otherwise normal physical coordination.
Oh snap! Big Thickie just tripped over his own feet and did a face-plant attempting to get off the bus...anyone get that on video?
Big Thickie by YAWA March 14, 2019
Weaponised Ignorance
The creation of far-reaching, pervasive and destructive policy based upon unbelievably unreliable, unpredictable and/or otherwise ridiculously, unsubstantiated, merit-less untruth.
Current example of Weaponised Ignorance in a time when airtravel has NEVER been more safe: These new-fangled airplanes are just waaaay too complicated for pilots to fly. Too many buttons and switches to deal with. We need to bring back those old-school airplanes with them 'flappin' wings' and git rid of all these new ones with the com'puters...
Weaponised Ignorance by YAWA March 13, 2019
Catholic kid-fuck
Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
Catholic kid-fuck by YAWA March 13, 2019
Ass-Wiper's Dilemma
Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
Ass-Wiper's Dilemma by YAWA March 11, 2019
Dangled Pardon
The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.
Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...
Dangled Pardon by YAWA March 8, 2019
Witch Hoax
A highly advanced, transformative condition derived from the rather tired, exhausted and over-exposed 'Witch Hunt'.
So, seems like we've got a new and improved definition of Witches! It doesn't make 'em any more real, but the entertainment value alone makes the Witch Hoax worth pursuing...
Witch Hoax by YAWA March 8, 2019