Definitions by YAWA

badvice 

Just what you'd think it means. The proffering of a completely unsolicited, incorrect, counter-intuitive and potentially harmful course of action .

See that chick? She's definitely into you! Head on over there and ask her if she wants to 'git it on'.
**returning with a broken jaw, blackened eyes and swollen nut sack** Thanks for the badvice, ass clown.
Sheeet, who's all busted up friend? It ain't me! Who's the REAL ass hat, now?

badvice by YAWA July 13, 2021

Drivin' Bitch 

The individual designated as transportation coordinator in a crowd of usually intoxicated persons.

Yo! Where's the Drivin' Bitch? I need a ride to get me some titties and pussy!

Drivin' Bitch by YAWA July 4, 2021

Snipers paradise 

Any semi-hardened target that has extremely deficient perimeter management awareness capability.

Sure, we've got some car bomb road blocks. But just look around the compound; this place is a Snipers Paradise. There is NO WAY we can control the perimeter high ground.

Snipers paradise by YAWA June 19, 2021

step-dad Chad 

Your wife's casual, peripheral 'business associate' that has recently become divorced...and also the step-father to your kids.

Hey, how's it going?
About as well as expected, I guess.
So, you saw it coming?
Yeah, pretty much. Sooner or later. I just didn't think it would be a step-dad Chad.

step-dad Chad by YAWA June 10, 2021

bitch me around 

A term used to describe an essential resistance to compliance predicated on a seemingly unending series of questions put forth as a performance delay tactic.

You've got a consult.
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?

I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!

bitch me around by YAWA June 10, 2021

stink spot 

The magical blend of sexual juices, deposited as a wonderful bed-sheet memory.

YOU WASHED THE SHEETS?! WTF!!! That was the BEST stink spot! Gone forever!!!!

stink spot by YAWA May 27, 2021

bottom-half reveal 

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.

Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.

bottom-half reveal by YAWA May 25, 2021