Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
by YAWA January 31, 2020
Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.
Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.
by YAWA July 25, 2019
The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.
Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!
by YAWA February 02, 2019
A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
by YAWA July 26, 2020
A small group of individuals with sufficient critical thinking skills capable of unbiased information processing and departure from previously considered positions.
So, the Jan 6 committee is presenting it's findings.
Yeah. So.
Well, don't you think it's possible that if the persuadables watch the results could affect voting tendency?
Ha! Nope. Fox consumers don't even acknowledge the proceeding as legitimate and everyone else knows ex-45 is a shitbag, power hungry, corrupt, sociopathic narcissist.
Yeah. So.
Well, don't you think it's possible that if the persuadables watch the results could affect voting tendency?
Ha! Nope. Fox consumers don't even acknowledge the proceeding as legitimate and everyone else knows ex-45 is a shitbag, power hungry, corrupt, sociopathic narcissist.
by YAWA June 10, 2022
The lawful removal of a President from Office; a decision, made in accordance with the 25th Constitutional Amendment, by the Principal Officers of the Executive Department and the Vice President of the United States.
Thank you, sir!
Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.
How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.
Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.
How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.
by YAWA September 11, 2020
Any of a seemingly infinite number of specialty devices designed with the specific intent to provide unexpected sexual pleasure.
by YAWA May 17, 2015