Pandemic Prophet

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
by YAWA April 19, 2020
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pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
by YAWA June 23, 2019
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pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
by YAWA June 23, 2019
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Roy Mooreon

Any low-brow, knuckle-dragging, bronze-age, backward-thinking, waste of humanity that somehow decides that a narcissistic, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted pedophile from Alabama deserves a seat in the United States Senate.
Oh, hell no! Only a Roy Mooreon would vote for an idiot like that!
by YAWA December 12, 2017
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Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.
So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.
by YAWA July 13, 2020
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vaccine flop-sweat

One of the many unpleasant COVID vaccine side-effects, which are often highly amplified after the requisite second dose.
So I hear you got the COVID vaccine, you lucky fucker.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.
by YAWA January 23, 2021
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Hobbled by Swabs

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.
Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...
by YAWA April 18, 2020
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