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So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
by YAWA January 23, 2021
Get the dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat mug.The absolute best default advice that one can give in the contest of a finite lifespan of decidedly uncertain duration; and relevant to the full range of life experience.
So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!
by YAWA December 12, 2020
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Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
by YAWA July 23, 2021
Get the Cosmic Penis mug.The ravages of time diminish both the physical and mental capabilities of even the most gifted individuals; when one can't bathe oneself or cannot even remember that this function is even necessary, it's time to go.
by YAWA May 19, 2022
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Ok, dat bitch got'sa shit 'ass-IN-water', not INTO the water...gotta close dat Stank Gap for real. Prolly could cut down on the audible and splash-back as well...think of the children! It just ain't right!
by YAWA November 14, 2019
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Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
by YAWA January 27, 2022
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