Definitions by YAWA
Acceptable Losses
A shift in epidemic management, that transitions from a life-preserving Social Isolation strategy into an Economy Salvaging mode with implicit increase in death toll.
Hey, it's almost been 2 weeks since we started sheltering in place and the COVID-19 spread has only gotten worse.
EVERYONE JUST GO BACK TO WORK...we'll take the Acceptable Losses as long as the stock market is propped up.
EVERYONE JUST GO BACK TO WORK...we'll take the Acceptable Losses as long as the stock market is propped up.
Acceptable Losses by YAWA March 23, 2020
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Social Media Sabotage
The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.
Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.
Social Media Sabotage by YAWA March 22, 2020
"Real" Fake News
In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.
So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.
"Real" Fake News by YAWA March 22, 2020
stupid-fucker flight
The suddenly apparent 'oh shit I'm fucked; I was warned, but I didn't listen' realization as a consequence of choosing international travel during a world-wide pandemic.
This virus-thingy is just a silly, stupid, made-up hoax and I simply REFUSE to change my plans (or my children's plans) when the PARTAYYY MUST-GO-ON.
5 days later: Ummm, seems like we might need some help getting home. The major carriers have suspended travel...
Oh, sure. One rescue stupid-fucker flight coming right up...gotcher check book or credit card ready?
5 days later: Ummm, seems like we might need some help getting home. The major carriers have suspended travel...
Oh, sure. One rescue stupid-fucker flight coming right up...gotcher check book or credit card ready?
stupid-fucker flight by YAWA March 16, 2020
TrumPenceageddon
The combined efforts of two amazingly incompetent buffoons in the context of COVID-19 mismanagement compared to alternative global efforts; unbelievably poor decision making capacity which will cost many lives, billions of dollars and an undetermined time for economic recovery.
Hey, the world MUST be close to ending...TrumPenceageddon shows up on the news with a 'special report...it's ALL GOOD' Make sure your ass is OPEN WIDE to accept a fer-REAL load of untruth...
TrumPenceageddon by YAWA March 15, 2020
Corona Clown
Any individual who simply cannot understand the very serious consequences of ignoring social distancing during a pandemic crisis; who demonstrates value of their own personal misguided satisfaction over the lives of others by proceeding with non-urgent, unnecessary and high-risk international air-travel.
Yeah, I've never seen such high levels of arrogance and ignorance displayed by so many. All it takes is one Corona Clown to bring back serious misery ...
Corona Clown by YAWA March 14, 2020