Stick up your ass

When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.

Son: No dad, I don't want to.

Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.

Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself

Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
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Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.
Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.
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Poverty

Something Americans think exists in their country, yet every "poor" person has the newest IPhone, a car, internet, a TV, and enough money to pay for drugs. Poverty is more rare in America than we think. A "poor" American would be rich in Mexico. Stop complaining about how "poor" you are when you own the newest IPhone, a car, and a TV.
James: I'm so poor dude.

George: Man you don't know what real poverty is like, you own a car, an IPhone, and a TV, and you have plenty of money for drugs.

Rashid: Yes, my family came from India and when our crops failed, we sometimes had to eat only one piece of bread per day. So stop complaining about how "poor" you are just because you can't own a Lamborghini.
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Grown Ass

When you call someone a grown ass, you're basically calling them a grown up and telling them they need to start acting like one.
"come on Jerry, you're a grown ass man, stop driving your go kart around your yard!"
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Ghost Sound

When you’re absolutely sure you just heard some random noise, but no one around you heard it, and it confuses you and makes you question your sanity.
What did I just head? No one around me heard anything. Must be a ghost sound.
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Good part of 2020

January 1, 2020 through April 1, 2020

The part of 2020 before all the stupid stuff. It's the often forgotten part.
No one remembers the good part of 2020.
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Praying

The most popular method of preparing for a multiple choice test for people who lack the self discipline to actually study.
Did you study?

Of course not, but I am praying.
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