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An incredible disappointment and an incredible failure. Like, this makes a failing drug addict high school dropout look like a HUGE SUCCESS.
I had a shitty 2019 for personal reasons, and I went into 2020 thinking it was gonna be my year. I was finally going to turn my life in the right direction, I was going to start fresh, and I was going to go down the right path. I woke up on January 1, 2020 as enthusiastic as ever.
Oh, who the hell was 2020 kidding? Literally the day after I said 2020 was my year, I hear that there's a deadly coronavirus going around in China. Okay, I thought, maybe they'll contain it, maybe the international community will handle it, maybe it will all be fine, and mayb..... NOPE!
Two weeks later, the outbreak has reached the US. Okay, I thought, maybe the US, with our great hospital system, huge economy, high human development index will handle it. Maybe we'll close our borders, maybe we'll do some minor containment measures, maybe if we all wash our hands it will be fine, and mayb... NOPE!
I had a shitty 2019 for personal reasons, and I went into 2020 thinking it was gonna be my year. I was finally going to turn my life in the right direction, I was going to start fresh, and I was going to go down the right path. I woke up on January 1, 2020 as enthusiastic as ever.
Oh, who the hell was 2020 kidding? Literally the day after I said 2020 was my year, I hear that there's a deadly coronavirus going around in China. Okay, I thought, maybe they'll contain it, maybe the international community will handle it, maybe it will all be fine, and mayb..... NOPE!
Two weeks later, the outbreak has reached the US. Okay, I thought, maybe the US, with our great hospital system, huge economy, high human development index will handle it. Maybe we'll close our borders, maybe we'll do some minor containment measures, maybe if we all wash our hands it will be fine, and mayb... NOPE!
People in the US (including politicians on both sides) totally downplayed, lied, and made this political. So COVID-19 reached America and on March 13, 2020, we shut down. My school switched to online, my grades rapidly deteriorated, and my life went to crap again. My life had just turned around for the better, it was shooting up, but there had to be that glass ceiling that would bounce me back, and my head smashed into the ground. Worse, our country went into huge unrest, the economy went into the toilet, and we all got divided. We narrowly avoided world war on several occasions. Our freedoms have been taken away in the name of containing a virus that has already spread far, far beyond the point of containment. Wildfires, hurricanes, second and third waves of COVID-19 have made this already terrible year worse. It's starting to feel like a movie. This year is just so insanely bad. It's unprecedented. You know what 2020, I expected a lot from you, I wanted to turn my life around, but NOPE! Now I have zero faith in 2021, but dear 2021, please prove me wrong and I will be eternally grateful.
Fuck 2020, I had faith in you and you failed so bad. If a future generation reads this, don't forget 2020, it's the worst tragedy in history since WW2.
Fuck 2020, I had faith in you and you failed so bad. If a future generation reads this, don't forget 2020, it's the worst tragedy in history since WW2.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 7, 2020
Get the 2020 mug.Something Americans think exists in their country, yet every "poor" person has the newest IPhone, a car, internet, a TV, and enough money to pay for drugs. Poverty is more rare in America than we think. A "poor" American would be rich in Mexico. Stop complaining about how "poor" you are when you own the newest IPhone, a car, and a TV.
James: I'm so poor dude.
George: Man you don't know what real poverty is like, you own a car, an IPhone, and a TV, and you have plenty of money for drugs.
Rashid: Yes, my family came from India and when our crops failed, we sometimes had to eat only one piece of bread per day. So stop complaining about how "poor" you are just because you can't own a Lamborghini.
George: Man you don't know what real poverty is like, you own a car, an IPhone, and a TV, and you have plenty of money for drugs.
Rashid: Yes, my family came from India and when our crops failed, we sometimes had to eat only one piece of bread per day. So stop complaining about how "poor" you are just because you can't own a Lamborghini.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
Get the Poverty mug.A very interesting year. The beginning of it was a time to be alive. The 90's were still going full speed, the economy was booming, and the world seemed like it was finally resolved. It truly felt like the "happily ever after" part after a shit show of a century (the 1900's). As the roaring 20's should have taught us, though, good generations come to a very abrupt end. 9/11 happened in September of 2001 and it brought this great generation to an end. The US was just getting over the cold war and then we once again entered a war. The economy has struggled ever since, and it seems kids are becoming more and more dysfunctional. The end of 2001 was depression. It felt like the 90's had been given to us and then taken away in a heartbeat.
Jake (in August 2001): Dude what a time to be alive the economy is booming and the 2000's will be even better than the 90's.
Josh: I wouldn't be so sure, remember what happened to the roaring 20's?
Jake: Nah bro the 2000's will be just like the 90's. Nothing can change it.
Jake: (1 month later): Ah shit man the twin towers got attacked and now we're in a war in Iraq, and there's a bunch of mass shootings everywhere. All these kids are getting cell phones and being dysfunctional. Damn, what a HORRIBLE time to be alive.
Josh: See I told you! Now I'll be grateful that I cherished the good times.
Josh: I wouldn't be so sure, remember what happened to the roaring 20's?
Jake: Nah bro the 2000's will be just like the 90's. Nothing can change it.
Jake: (1 month later): Ah shit man the twin towers got attacked and now we're in a war in Iraq, and there's a bunch of mass shootings everywhere. All these kids are getting cell phones and being dysfunctional. Damn, what a HORRIBLE time to be alive.
Josh: See I told you! Now I'll be grateful that I cherished the good times.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020
Get the 2001 mug.The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.
He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.
After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.
After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021
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by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 20, 2020
Get the Coronavirus mug.Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020
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