Xtine Max's definitions

phony

A person that's all bark and no bite.

He's such a phony, he says he's a pyro but he's actually scared of fire.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

facial pubes

A beard. Especially if it looks like pubes.

He's got food in his facial pubes. And it looks like clam chowder. Oh that's not chowder!

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

yuppie

Rich idiots that wear abercrombie while drinking starbucks with one professionally manicured hand, and holding a prada bag with the other tiffany bracelet adorned hand.

Yuppies piss me off.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

advertisement

When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.

Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

astroturf

Pubic hair.

I mowed the astroturf last night.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Caterpillar

A unibrow.

Holy shit! Look at that caterpillar! It's fucking HUGE!

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

george bush

A chimpanzee.

Look at george bush scratching his ass again. Oh that george bush.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004