Definitions by Xtine Max

phony 

A person that's all bark and no bite.

He's such a phony, he says he's a pyro but he's actually scared of fire.

phony by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Caterpillar 

A unibrow.

Holy shit! Look at that caterpillar! It's fucking HUGE!

Caterpillar by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

advertisement 

When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.

Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.

advertisement by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

awper 

A n00b that thinks he's so great my hiding and killing people with the awp since he's got no balls to kill them another way.

I say they make awper seeking missiles on the next counter strike.

awper by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

yuppie 

Rich idiots that wear abercrombie while drinking starbucks with one professionally manicured hand, and holding a prada bag with the other tiffany bracelet adorned hand.

Yuppies piss me off.

yuppie by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

astroturf 

Pubic hair.

I mowed the astroturf last night.

astroturf by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

naked lambada 

Slang for sex

Lemme take you home so we can do the naked lambada.

naked lambada by Xtine Max January 2, 2004