A natural repellent that certain females tend to excrete. It causes males to be driven away from said female, resulting in her lack of sex. Examples of penis repellent are but are not limited to: being but ugly, smelling like rancid pussy, or even if she is the sexiest person you've ever seen, she may be a total bitch. That alone qualifies as instant penis repellent
Rndm Guy: Look! I don't care how fucking sexy you may be, you need to drop that bitch attitude if you ever want to stop excreting penis repellent!!!!! *Sexy chick flashes tits* Rndm Guy: Your wish is my command...
by Xero _ Manifest January 19, 2011
The type of piss someone takes after holding it in for hours, and failing to find a bathroom until right before they piss their pants. It's cosidered a miracle because that's the ony way to describe how that person could've made it to the restroom.
Anouncer: He's at the 40!! The 50!! Wait, where's he going? Folks it seems as if he's headed for the port-a-potties!! Wow!! Mid game, he must be going for a miracle wizz!!
by Xero _ Manifest December 01, 2010
A game whereby a group of 2 or more bros exchange phones, proceed to scroll through randomly through each respective bros contact list and choose a female to random sext.
by Xero _ Manifest August 18, 2012
December 26th, the day after Christmas. The day where nobody has the energy or will power to get there hung over asses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, fucking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. A day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.
Guy1: Christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! Guy2: Hell yeah!!!! But fuck man, I sure ain't looking forward to National Hangover Day... Guy1: Fuck it, we'll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.
by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010
Whenever France goes to what they call "war". They always pussy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations ass slave until the US goes to help them.
France has been through so many of these so called "wars", and in every case it was just one French Execution to another.
by Xero _ Manifest November 03, 2010
A state of mind where one finds themselves so bored in their home that they start to crave snack food for no reason. Everyone's had that feeling before, one minuite you're sitting on the couch, and next you're in the kitchen wondering why you went in there. Also one of the leading cases of obesity among Mexican American children.
Fatass: It's so hard to lose weight, the damn wonder bites keep getting to me. Black Guy: That's why we need to get you in another state of mind brotha, here smoke this shit....
by Xero _ Manifest November 09, 2010
by Xero _ Manifest April 26, 2011