The act of having sex with another person in order to wish said person good fortune. usually done before exams, departures, or future confrontations with someone/something. Plus it rhymes. :)
Rndm Chick: Fuck, I'm totally gonna fail my driving exam tomorrow. Boyfriend: Well I think you'll do fine, but a good luck fuck couldn't hurt right? *5 Minutes Later* Rndm Chick: Im so failing....
by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
Get the Good Luck Fuck mug.A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.
Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....
by Xero _ Manifest November 24, 2010
Get the Oliver Klozoff mug.When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.
Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..
by Xero _ Manifest November 01, 2010
Get the Death by self stupidity mug.A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.
You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...
by Xero _ Manifest December 14, 2010
Get the Jingle Jam mug.When you have an important deadline to meet and time seems to be going faster in order to screw you over.
Guy1: I had a paper to turn in for science, but while I was working on it was like, one second it was 9, and then next second it was midnight. Guy2: You totally got time rapped!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 01, 2010
Get the Time Rapped mug.Via Text) Husband: I'm sorry I can't go with you to see your mother, I have to go to Michigan for my father's funeral. Bitchy Wife: OFW that fucking guy never did anything for us in the first place, he deserves to be dead.
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