What you call someone who is so
oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a
retard for doing so.
Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...
A base that is so extreme, it defies all laws of science, math, physics, and even the
girl codes. This is the base after
Infinity Base. Everyone and everything that took part in infinity base is floating in
limbo where they all procede to have an undescribale orgy.
After someone reaches infinity base and everything is floating in limbo, there's nothing to do but get to Negative Infinity Base!!!
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What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "
baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like
Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like
Maury
A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.
Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you
When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and cums an her ass. The guy then procedes to rub his face in the girls cheeks, getting his cum smeared on his face giving him a glazed look.
Amanda: Josh and I hunny bunned yesterday. Michelle: Wtf is wrong with you Josh. Josh: Hey, I'll do what makes me happy!!!!
When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking
acid with a snort of
coke,a hit of
Mary Jane, and
meth
Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!
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A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.
Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...
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