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An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.
Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010
Get the Morning 2X4 mug.A vile fiend that was forged from the hateocity( I think thats a word...) of all the haters in the world. It was created back in the early years of the Oakland Raiders football carrer from the hate that the fans emmited. Since that day, the beast has gotten stronger. Feeding on the hate that ungrateful fans give people like Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. And now this.. The hatred for that faggot Justin Beiber.
This amount of hate will increase the power of Xero the Beast to gargantuin levels. It will come out of hiding and finally defeat Chuck Norris. Just like the Mayans predicted would happen on December 21, Y2K12. So basically we're all fucked and it's that gaywad Justin Bieber's fault. Oops that comment only made it stronger. My bad
by Xero _ Manifest December 31, 2010
Get the Xero The Beast mug.When someone loses their virginity during seasonal times,like during Christmas. Since lossing ones virginity, and Christmas are both specialo casions, the sex that night will be never forgotten
Girl1: Guess what happend on Christmas!!!!! Girl2: What.? Girl1: Arjun took my jingle!!!!! Girl2&Girl1:EEEEEHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEH!!!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
Get the Took My Jingle mug.Guy 1: Wtf? That guy killed you in like 10 seconds flat! Guy 2: How the.. I didn't even know that was possible.. Guy: 1 He went beyond pwning you. You just got gigapwned..
by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
Get the Gigapwned mug.It stands for Chocolate Chip Cookies. One of the o so many forms of the legendary sweet we know as cookies.
Arjun: I'm bringing some Triple C's tomorrow. Edgar: Kool.... *wtf is that?* Arjun: That stands for chocolate chip cookies by the way. Edgar: Very kool!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 5, 2010
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The brony version of a fist bump used widely across the internet by fans of the hit television series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
The brony version of a fist bump used widely across the internet by fans of the hit television series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Xero_Manifest: Can i get an Amen if you think Derpy needs to come back to us??
Fellow Bronies: AMEN!!!!! /)
Fellow Bronies: AMEN!!!!! /)
by Xero _ Manifest February 16, 2013
Get the /) mug.The act of having sex with another person in order to wish said person good fortune. usually done before exams, departures, or future confrontations with someone/something. Plus it rhymes. :)
Rndm Chick: Fuck, I'm totally gonna fail my driving exam tomorrow. Boyfriend: Well I think you'll do fine, but a good luck fuck couldn't hurt right? *5 Minutes Later* Rndm Chick: Im so failing....
by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
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