Me: His backpack's unusually large..... My fat man senses are tingling... no wait, that's just my stomach rumbling.
by Xero _ Manifest November 04, 2010
Get the Fat Man Senses mug.Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
Get the Self-cockblocking mug.What extremely indecisive people say to answer every single question in order to avoid giving a straight forward answer. It is often sais for no damn reason to respond to a statement which would normally not even require a response.
Edgar: That'd be cool Arjun: Uhhh I guess.... Me : Goddamn it... *procedes to pimp slap that idiot* OR Jenny: Are we gonna go tomorrow? Arjun: Uhhh I guess.... Jenny: What the do you mean I guess?!! It's a yes or no question damn it !!
by Xero _ Manifest November 07, 2010
Get the Uhhh I Guess.... mug.An individual who spends much of their time adamantly sharing thoughts and opinions on subjects they know very little about, often on internet blogs or social networking sites, wikis, or in their general community.Often this process becomes enabled by their audience, as ignoranteers seem to attract others of their own kind, who blindly follow and assert their incorrect and naive rantings with mostly short, misspelled, and often caps-locked exclamations.
If you call it an "ATM machine" instead of an "ATM, unless you get your money from an Automated Teller Machine machine..."
If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)
If you say "for all intensive purposes..."
If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...
If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...
If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...
If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...
If you think global warming is no big deal...
...you are an ignoranteer.
If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)
If you say "for all intensive purposes..."
If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...
If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...
If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...
If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...
If you think global warming is no big deal...
...you are an ignoranteer.
by Xero _ Manifest November 05, 2011
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by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
Get the Atreax mug.To have sex a dead person of the same sex as you. In other words, gay necrophilia. Can be used as a derogitory phrase to someone who is creepy as hell.
Guy 1: That guy's so creepy, he's always alone, and yesturday I saw him eat things out of the trash can! Guy 2: Wtf? Really? Guy 1: Yeah, he's so fuckin creepy. Guy 2: Hahah, he probably has necrofagia! Guy: Hahahahaha!! Yeah probably!!
by Xero _ Manifest January 16, 2011
Get the Necrofagia mug.A holiday that was originally meant to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ ,even though nobody really knows when he was born. Fortunately for kids, nobody really gives a shit about that part. In modern days, its all about adults bitching about much money they have to spend on their kids only to have the ungrateful little bastards bitch and moan about how they didn't get everything they wanted. Also a day that somehow went from celebrating the birth of Christ to a day celebrating a fat guy in a red suit that breaks into peoples houses and leaves presents under a tree that for some reason is indoors decorated with all kinds of cheap crap. Talk about selling out. Jesus would not be happy :(
Christmas is by far the greatest marketing scheme of all time. The commercials usually start mid November, completely ignoring Thanksgiving, and thanks to all the propoganda, it insures that all the stores can raise their prices only to say that it's a super limited Christmas "bargain." All in all, Christmas is a great holiday, so fuck it, Merry Friggin Christmas to all and to all a good night. Just remember that National Hangover Day is right around the corner
by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010
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