Xero _ Manifest's definitions
An individual who spends much of their time adamantly sharing thoughts and opinions on subjects they know very little about, often on internet blogs or social networking sites, wikis, or in their general community.Often this process becomes enabled by their audience, as ignoranteers seem to attract others of their own kind, who blindly follow and assert their incorrect and naive rantings with mostly short, misspelled, and often caps-locked exclamations.
If you call it an "ATM machine" instead of an "ATM, unless you get your money from an Automated Teller Machine machine..."
If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)
If you say "for all intensive purposes..."
If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...
If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...
If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...
If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...
If you think global warming is no big deal...
...you are an ignoranteer.
If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)
If you say "for all intensive purposes..."
If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...
If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...
If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...
If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...
If you think global warming is no big deal...
...you are an ignoranteer.
by Xero _ Manifest November 5, 2011
Get the Ignoranteermug. :+: that's what an Atreax looks like
by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
Get the Atreaxmug. Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
Get the Self-cockblockingmug. An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.
Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010
Get the Morning 2X4mug. A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.
After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.
by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011
Get the Theory of Reluctant Bitchitudemug. What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.
Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
Get the Oblivitardmug. Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....
by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011
Get the Tweeker Logicmug.