Xero _ Manifest's definitions

Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...

by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011

Hunny Bunned

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and cums an her ass. The guy then procedes to rub his face in the girls cheeks, getting his cum smeared on his face giving him a glazed look.

Amanda: Josh and I hunny bunned yesterday. Michelle: Wtf is wrong with you Josh. Josh: Hey, I'll do what makes me happy!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 13, 2010

The Age of Boredom

A long and tediously boring time span in the Urban Dinctionary editor page lasting from January 9 2011- February 20, 2011. During this age , the editor page wasn't working, therefor thee editors could not approve or deny words. New editors joined daily only to be dissapointed by not being able to do anything. The Meebo chat room was however still operating, so some editors made small talk with each other, mainly mindless gossip of why the page wasn't working properly.

The Age of Boredom is finally over!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest March 25, 2011

Femeninitus

A severe and deadly (to everybody else) condition that only affects females. This condition is highly contagious and when a female has been infected it will only last no more than a week of every month. Symptoms include raging bitch fits, mood swings, a desire to kill anyone near her, and cravings for chocolates and other sweets. WARNING if you see a female who's been infected do not go near her run! Run for your life! These women are highly dangerous and will attempt to kill anyone and everyone

Chris: Whoa dude! Did you see Chrysta today?
Tony: Ya man I think she got infected with femeninitus
Chris: We better get the hell out of here before she tries to kill us

by Xero _ Manifest July 9, 2012

H.A.T.E

Accronym that stands for Honerably Assaulting The Enemy. This is a special kind of hate closley assosiated with family fights. Although you may hate the person, you have no choice but to honor them as such. It's a pretty complicated concept to understand at first. The most common form of H.A.T.E is usually between siblings. especially when the age difference is more than just 1 or 2 years.

How do you and your little bro get along so well? -Rndm Guy 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------Honestly? Our H.A.T.E keeps us together. -Rndm Guy 2 --------------------------------------------------------------------Uhh.. Okay..? -Rndm Guy 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------It's complicated...-Rndm Guy 2

by Xero _ Manifest April 22, 2011

Bitchaphobia

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.

Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010

French Execution

Whenever France goes to what they call "war". They always pussy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations ass slave until the US goes to help them.

France has been through so many of these so called "wars", and in every case it was just one French Execution to another.

by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010