Definitions by Xero _ Manifest
Final Act of Desperation
The moment when a person tries to add the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend to Urbandictionary.com just to show said boyfriend/girlfriend how much they "care". This is then followed by creating an editor profile for the sole purpose of getting that name published. Even though that goes against the guidelines accepted by the editors, said moron then used the Meebo/UD chat room to beg people to publish their word for them. What these n00bs don't seem to understand is that nobody else gives even the slightest shit about their word and will likely deny their word out of spite. Often times the n00b editor is replied to by the more veteren editors with a "hell no", resulting in said n00b to bitch and complain about it, often cursing at the other editors and proclaiming that no matter what happens, his/her word will be published. And just like that they put a target on their own word for the masses to auto-deny. Ohh well n00bs will be n00bs..
*new editor joins* If you see Sarah, publish it for me. *experienced editors* Hell no!!! *Xero_Manifest* Looks like another Final Act of Desperation
Final Act of Desperation by Xero _ Manifest October 8, 2011
Bifriendly
BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like , except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.
Matt: hey, did you see my new video?
Paul: yeah, it was awesome
NEXT DAY (or less than one day)
Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing
Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying
Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?
Paul: yeah, it was awesome
NEXT DAY (or less than one day)
Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing
Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying
Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?
Bifriendly by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2011
Wrinkle Wrangler
A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.
Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...
Wrinkle Wrangler by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S by Xero _ Manifest May 17, 2011
Mecha-Hitler
Part One: First off, don't believe any of that bullshit people say about how Hitler supposedly "committed suicide". Before His immanent defeat in Germany, he ran away towards Russia where he remained hidden for a few years until his dumbass fell through a patch of thin ice and became a popsicle. A few years later the Russian people found his body perfectly preserved in ice. Using their advanced technology, they removed his brain and locked it deep within a monstrous robot with which the Russsians planned to use in order to wage war upon freedom, Jews, justice, Poland, and general minorities. Mecha-Hitler became to powerful and escaped the Russian military base. He cooperarted with the Japanese after agreeing to give them control of America after he wages war in exchange for upgrading his body.
After the upgrades to his arsenal, Mecha-Hitler betrayed the Japanese and fled to Mexico. Luckily the Japanese were smart enough to implant a control chip into his brain. They deactivated his body and currently is in a state of suspended animation somewhere in the Mexican desert. We can only hope that the Mexican people never locate him and restart his programming.
Mecha-Hitler by Xero _ Manifest May 8, 2011
Cumfusion
What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011
H.A.T.E
Accronym that stands for Honerably Assaulting The Enemy. This is a special kind of hate closley assosiated with family fights. Although you may hate the person, you have no choice but to honor them as such. It's a pretty complicated concept to understand at first. The most common form of H.A.T.E is usually between siblings. especially when the age difference is more than just 1 or 2 years.
How do you and your little bro get along so well? -Rndm Guy 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------Honestly? Our H.A.T.E keeps us together. -Rndm Guy 2 --------------------------------------------------------------------Uhh.. Okay..? -Rndm Guy 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------It's complicated...-Rndm Guy 2
H.A.T.E by Xero _ Manifest April 22, 2011