Definitions by Xeries
cry
cry like shit
3am
a now overused time that horrible youtubers like stromedy mlik content from to get views and an unmanageable number of toddlers on their moms iphone
is also the time to eat cheese balls or doritos
is also the time to eat cheese balls or doritos
OMMG ITS 3AM I KNEW OI SHOULDTNRTTNTTNNTNTNTNTNTNTNTNNTNTTN HAVE CALLLEDDDD PEMNTYWEISE AT 3AMMM OMGGGM WHERED THAT VBSALLON THATS DEFINITELY NOT PLACED BY US BEHIND THE SCENWES COME FROMM OMGH DBFSEHVFHDFGEFGEFGWEGV WEGW EGWEGB WEGFJHDVWEVGHFEHFG QHEBFGWJRBGWJRGHWJ WSH
vibrator
what i thought was an electric toothbrush when i was 10 and asking my mom what that vibrating noise was (you lying piece of shit, i knew no one brushes their teeth at fucking 4 am
ok the real meaning is a thing a woman sticks in her pussy and causes unfathomable amounts of pleasure
ok the real meaning is a thing a woman sticks in her pussy and causes unfathomable amounts of pleasure
vagina
diploma
pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.
Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?
Terence
usually asian. a quiet but smart male with glasses and for some reason, and its only a gift by nature, an incredibly large cock. seriously, if for every inch of a cock he would get 1 dollar, he would be rich. he is very handsome, a god in bed, very smart, doesnt talk a lot, and though sometimes lying to get him out of trouble, he is honest