Definitions by Xeries

origami 

something ill never be good at. i cant even make a paper airplane

im bad at origami

origami by Xeries July 22, 2024

Thomas 

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

Thomas by Xeries July 22, 2024

Eleanor 

a usually short girl with brown hair, blue eyes and a bubbly personality.
she can be funny when she wants to be, but she can get angry and/or sad easily.
she will love you to pluto and back, despite her looks as a chihuahua-like person.
Eleanors will sometimes have Ellie as their nickname

guy 1: who is that girl that came to school
guy 2: thats Eleanor

Eleanor by Xeries July 22, 2024

woodpecker 

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

woodpecker by Xeries July 20, 2024

gacha life 

a game that was targeted at kids, but a group of horny pieces of shit decided to pornify it and make "gacha heat" which you should never search up on youtube, trust me, you will want to amputate your eyes after only seeing the thumbnails

horny piece of shit 1: lets make gacha life a porn game
horny piece of shit 2: you are a fucking genius bro

gacha life by Xeries July 20, 2024

lego 

small bricks that can make a child or even adult addicted

mom: hey son its time for dinn-
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BUILDING A FUCKING LEGO HOUSE

lego by Xeries July 20, 2024

Carlee 

there are 2 types of carlees
the first is the common one, a playful woman who has an infectious laugh, if you ever befriend a carlee, DO NOT fumble it, she will change your life.
the second type is the loud and bossy one, is more than just a freak of nature. total fucking hoe, youd have dodged a bullet, a partridge in a pear tree, 256 arguments and 2341345 usd spent on handbags and shit (the second type of carlee is a bit less common

guy 1: bro i just met a carlee
guy 2: befriend her asap

guy 1: carlee is such a fucking hoe
guy 2: agreed

Carlee by Xeries July 20, 2024