A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.
Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
by XEsay October 29, 2008

by XEsay October 20, 2008

by XEsay August 15, 2008

Person on IM #1: (>.<*)
Person on IM #2: Put lard on your hands and shove them up your butt or get laxatives!
Person on IM #2: Put lard on your hands and shove them up your butt or get laxatives!
by XEsay December 23, 2008

1. The girl went to a knot class to learn how to make a slipknot.
2. Slipknot has the coolest masks!
2. Slipknot has the coolest masks!
by XEsay October 19, 2008

Acronym for "Queer Ass Mother F***er." Person who is extremely annoying and use to go out with a person in the XEsay team. Also known as a military ass.
by XEsay August 14, 2008

by XEsay August 15, 2008
