XEsay's definitions

A.H.

Stands for Ass Hole. An A.H. tends to rape young boys and tease the girls.

I am a boy,and I lifted my shirt a little. Then A.H. looked! Friggin' petefile!

by XEsay August 15, 2008

Uptight Ass

A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.

Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!

by XEsay October 29, 2008

DPILF

Acronym for "Dead President I'd Like to Fuck."

As we were watching a movie in Social Studies, my friend and I saw Abraham Lincoln, looked at eachother, and said, "DPILF."

by XEsay February 18, 2009

Waffles

A person with a big head (not ego-wise), stares at you while watching movies at school, and is very smart.

My god! Waffles won't stop staring at us!

by XEsay August 15, 2008

SD Card

The card you shove up your wii's ass to save pictures and stuff so you can put them on the computer.

The SD Card ran out of memory...

by XEsay October 27, 2008

Zac Efron

A gay guy who thinks he is so great but really isn't.

Dude #1 "Hey look it's Zac Efron!"

Dude #2 "Yeah but I don't give a crap about that guy."

by XEsay October 20, 2008

Pinata

A person who annoying the living hell out of you, so you decide to beat them with a stick.

Look at him, walking around like that, not knowing he's a Pinata to us!

by XEsay August 15, 2008