Wu Dark's definitions

fanous

Famous for acts of anal sex. see also ane and infanous

Taylor Rain is fanous for her art

by Wu Dark June 29, 2004

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

3D

A computer aided system that lets overweight ginger-bearded dysfunctional tossers think they have girlfriends

Ron: "You seeing Tina tonight?"
Eugene: "Yeah, I have a clan game with her later, so I can't come to the pub"

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

rect

Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane

Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

sphinct

Abbreviation for sphincter

Ouch! It's really burning my sphinct

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004