Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

felt

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt)

2. to get any unpleasant treatment

3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt!

"Did you win whilst playing Xbox?"
"No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

hrang

1. To ricochet around with no purpose

2. Someone (or something) that is or is acting utterly useless

I've had this dumbass tune hranging around in my head for days

Dammit Simon, stop fannying about, you hrang!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

chickenwire

urban alternative for the phrase "it's been a while"

"Man, I haven't seen you in ages"

"Chickenwire dude ... chickenwire"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

lean

To be extremely lethargic as an effect of smoking cannabis

That stuff was strong man, I was lean - I couldn't even open the door for the pizza delivery kid

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 05, 2004

the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004