Wu Dark's definitions

fest

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

pandcake

Like a pancake, (same ingredients for the batter) but cooked for a small amount of time on an electric clam grill at a very high temperature. Invented by the Pand

"Mate, the edges of this pandcake taste like wafer"
"Yes, I agree, even the texture is similar"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

vagitarium

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers

Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

lean

To be extremely lethargic as an effect of smoking cannabis

That stuff was strong man, I was lean - I couldn't even open the door for the pizza delivery kid

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

chindo

a chin cock; a dildo strapped to the chin and deployed using a bopping movement of the head

hey babe, get me the chindo, I'm feeling horny

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004