felt

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt)

2. to get any unpleasant treatment

3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt!

"Did you win whilst playing Xbox?"
"No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

chindo

a chin cock; a dildo strapped to the chin and deployed using a bopping movement of the head

hey babe, get me the chindo, I'm feeling horny

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

the frog that Adam did

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

pandcake

Like a pancake, (same ingredients for the batter) but cooked for a small amount of time on an electric clam grill at a very high temperature. Invented by the Pand

"Mate, the edges of this pandcake taste like wafer"
"Yes, I agree, even the texture is similar"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

fest

If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad

OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

sphinct

Abbreviation for sphincter

Ouch! It's really burning my sphinct

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

festant

Something (usually putrified) that smells really terrible.

That's one seriously festant log!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004