Definitions by Wu Dark

fanous 

Famous for acts of anal sex. see also ane and infanous

Taylor Rain is fanous for her art

fanous by Wu Dark June 29, 2004

screaming spider 

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

screaming spider by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

3D 

A computer aided system that lets overweight ginger-bearded dysfunctional tossers think they have girlfriends

Ron: "You seeing Tina tonight?"
Eugene: "Yeah, I have a clan game with her later, so I can't come to the pub"

3D by Wu Dark April 5, 2004

rect 

Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane

Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!

rect by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

Pand 

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"

Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us

Pand by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

the frog that Adam did 

Metaphor for anything that has been done badly for no reason.

"what d'you think of my new design"?

"yeah .. yeah, it's ... errr ... nice ... ahem, FROG THAT ADAM DID!! You twat!"

the frog that Adam did by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

sphinct

Abbreviation for sphincter

Ouch! It's really burning my sphinct

sphinct by Wu Dark March 30, 2004