lean

To be extremely lethargic as an effect of smoking cannabis
That stuff was strong man, I was lean - I couldn't even open the door for the pizza delivery kid
by Wu Dark March 30, 2004
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vagitarium

(usually online) image museum comprising mainly of pictures of exposed beavers
Lets take little Jimmy to the vagitarium, he loves art
by Wu Dark March 30, 2004
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festant

Something (usually putrified) that smells really terrible.
That's one seriously festant log!
by Wu Dark March 29, 2004
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Pand

A mild-mannered NewMedia developer with an enormous veen and unsurpassable sexual energy

Also known as "The Pand", "Pandy Pand", "Pandpand" or "Andy Pand(y)"
Move back, Pand's coming through - he owns us
by Wu Dark March 30, 2004
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chindo

a chin cock; a dildo strapped to the chin and deployed using a bopping movement of the head
hey babe, get me the chindo, I'm feeling horny
by Wu Dark March 29, 2004
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veen

short for "venus", a distortion of the word "penis". Very useful in an open plan office situation where shouting "you PENIS!" at someone may be deemed offensive
Don't put that paperweight there, you veen!
by Wu Dark March 29, 2004
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screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer
DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!
by Wu Dark April 05, 2004
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