19 definitions by Wu Dark

felt

1. to recieve a punishing blow (getting felt)

2. to get any unpleasant treatment

3. to lose convincingly

Dude, don't pick a fight with him, you'll get felt!

"Did you win whilst playing Xbox?"
"No man, I got felt like an actual drunken teen"

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004

Euphamism for masturbation of Japanese origin. Literally translates to "1000 strokes"

"Where's Ads"
"He's tucking in to some senzuri action whilst listening to music"

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

Urban lazy abbreviation for rectum. Basically, an ane

Mate, stop fingering your rect - it's horrible!

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

To be extremely lethargic as an effect of smoking cannabis

That stuff was strong man, I was lean - I couldn't even open the door for the pizza delivery kid

by Wu Dark March 30, 2004

1. To ricochet around with no purpose

2. Someone (or something) that is or is acting utterly useless

I've had this dumbass tune hranging around in my head for days

Dammit Simon, stop fannying about, you hrang!

by Wu Dark March 29, 2004