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Definitions by Working Class Hero

Belt Warning 

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked

Jacked Jugs 

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all
Great tip for jacked jugs
Jacked Jugs by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Pyramid Pair 

Like the Pyramids of Egypt these tits have seen better days. Triangular, crumbling, weather beaten, relics of their former self
Your pyramid pair is almost touching your belly button. Shall I fetch some chips n dip?

Cheese Triangles

Small triangular shaped squashy breasts 🔺️ 🔺️
Your boobs remind me of dairylea cheese triangles

Sandwich Skin Sacks

Floppy triangular titties

Like soggy sandwich sliced diagonally
She had horrendous sandwich skin sacks

Tortilla Chip Tits 

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?
Tits

Just like Avacados tits are the good kind of fat

How do you make fat sexy? Stick a nipple on it

Avacados represent natural soft droopy boobs
Everyone loves Avacados
Avacados by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020