SDry

My pussy is used up and don't get wet no more its SDry. Better lube me up first if you don't want a sore dick
by Working Class Hero January 02, 2021
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HEN

Stands for Horrible Empty Norks

If you know someone with the absolute worst empty flappy deflated socks for titties then use HEN as a term of endearment. Its important to try to be nice. Personally these are my absolute favourite kind of titties I can not stand false tits, puffy tits, no tits ... HENs rule ... almost as much as slices of pizza
Hi HEN how are you today? Need some air putting into those burst balloons ? (Best not say that last part)
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Hens

Hens = Hideous Empty Norks

Empty floppy tits in need of inflation

Empty skin bags with nipples at the bottom
by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020
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how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny
Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Pyramid Pair

Like the Pyramids of Egypt these tits have seen better days. Triangular, crumbling, weather beaten, relics of their former self
Your pyramid pair is almost touching your belly button. Shall I fetch some chips n dip?
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
by Working Class Hero January 02, 2021
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Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times
by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021
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