Working Class Hero 's definitions

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

Jabba's Tongue

Tit like Jabba the hutt's tongue

She was on the rings and her tit fell out, I swear it looked just like Jabba's tongue

by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

Afraction

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass

She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Quicksand Tits

When you lay on your back and your nipples disappear because your breasts are so empty and deflated

Sunk into the pool of floppy skin that was once a rounded boob

Feel free to retrieve my nipples from my quicksand tits with your tongue

by Working Class Hero December 28, 2020

Flip Flops

Empty floppy tits with no side profile

Nipple resides at the bottom of the breast

Look at the flip flops on that one

by Working Class Hero December 27, 2020

Tier 4

When you can't follow basic rules

Tier 4 for Christmas

by Working Class Hero December 19, 2020