Working Class Hero 's definitions

Racoons rib rugs

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat

Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Clavicles

Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd

Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass

Just wanted to say you have great clavicles

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Falling Fun Bags

Adjective
Tits moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.

My tits are falling at an accelerated rate. They are falling fun bags

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Bare Shelf

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top

What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Bunting Bangers

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck

She has bunting bangers

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021