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Hens eggs

Foul tits

Floppy and saggy
Those are some nasty hens eggs you've got there
by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020
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Corked

When you remove her tampon and stick it in her arse, then fuck her pussy as it oozes blood

Also see Sporked when you fuck in the spoon position having plugged her arse with the tampon
She got corked last night
by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
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table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
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Gonzos

Breasts that resemble Gonzo's nose from the muppet show
She had tits like gonzos and really thicc thighs
by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020
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HEN

Stands for Horrible Empty Norks

If you know someone with the absolute worst empty flappy deflated socks for titties then use HEN as a term of endearment. Its important to try to be nice. Personally these are my absolute favourite kind of titties I can not stand false tits, puffy tits, no tits ... HENs rule ... almost as much as slices of pizza
Hi HEN how are you today? Need some air putting into those burst balloons ? (Best not say that last part)
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Mackem Mammaries

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits
by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020
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