Definitions by Working Class Hero

Trinity Tits 

When sat down her nipples and tummy button intertwine like the trinity knot

Scott: her tits are so saggy. When she is seated it looks like a trinity knot. Trinity Tits

Trinity Tits by Working Class Hero June 11, 2021

S.A.W.F.T 

Saggy
Awful
Wobbly
Floppy
Tits

Damn those tits are so S.A.W.F.T

S.A.W.F.T by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Salty Scones 

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

Salty Scones by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Troposphere Tits

The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it

Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump

Troposphere Tits by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Bunting Bangers 

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck

She has bunting bangers

Bunting Bangers by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021

Freezer bags 

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber

She has horrendous freezer bags that one

Freezer bags by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021

Air Pockets 

Deflated empty tits

Tits that look like two skin pockets in need of filling. With the nipple right at the bottom misrepresenting where the button should be

I love my girlfriend I just wish she didn't have air pockets for tits

Air Pockets by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021