Flounders

You won't be wearing a crop top with those flounders
by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020
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Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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Bunting Bangers

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
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Bare Shelf

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Teacakes

Squashy small empty tits like a marshmallow teacake

The integrity of the tit just collapses at the slightest touch
by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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Raccoons

Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits

Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails
How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me
by Working Class Hero December 28, 2020
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Empty

My breasts are empty. Like two empty socks dangling beneath my clavicle

Someone has let the air out of these balloons for sure
My tits are so empty, soft and floppy
by Working Class Hero January 09, 2021
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