Working Class Hero 's definitions

slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat

Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Llama Lungs

Ugly Tits

Tits as ugly as Llamas

Look away she has Llama Lungs

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Yoda's

Wrinkled saggy tits

Also see Baby Yoda's

Yikes that girl got Yoda's

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Wild Flowers

Like wild flowers these tits are not as pleasing on the eye as regular tits. Uncontrollable by a bra due to their shear floppiness. But like wild flowers they are still pleasing nonetheless

Non comforming these tits refuse to be prisoner to any bra

Braless bags of skin

That chick has no bra on. Those are some wild flowers

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020