7 definitions by Wordsworth (1770-1850)

The beneficent sale of a $40 crackrock for only $20.
A'ight, a'ight, a'ight. Fair 'nuff- I hear that. Lemme offer you a breakdown here.
by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 15, 2007
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The topic of an email, usually unsolicited, which provides its recipient with investment "advice."
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Syml: QCPC

QCPC is involved in the exploding OEM sector
and is set for tremmendous gains.
We called this penny-stock on January 11th and by the 12th it was up 78% at $0.49!
The company has a book value of $1.20 and with the upcoming
news release and the wide-reaching prromotion
we expect it to meet or exceed the $1.20 mark!

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by Wordsworth (1770-1850) May 23, 2007
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Now Kate, I'm not looking to be your godfather, but I'm going to give you my business card in case you want to let's please meet up in the near future.
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To overreact to, or to appraise a stimulus not worthy of one's attention, esp. by a kitten or godfather.
Our Picks show real gains!
Unlike some other financial newsletters our proomotions reach the most extensive database of investors on the planet! What happens when a hot rapidly growing company
is exposed to millions of invvestors? It Takes Off!!!

Company : Quantex Capital
Syml: QCPC

QCPC is involved in the exploding OEM sector
and is set for tremmendous gains.
We called this penny-stock on January 11th and by the 12th it was up 78% at $0.49!
The company has a book value of $1.20 and with the upcoming
news release and the wide-reaching prromotion
we expect it to meet or exceed the $1.20 mark!

You can rake MILLIONS only if you pounce on this offer NOW!
by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 15, 2007
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Non-extant, illusory.
The greatest material threat to freedom is the terrorists' potential acquisition of yellowcake uranium from Niger, and their subsequent assembly of either a "clean" or "dirty" nucular device.
by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 15, 2007
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An asshole, esp. parasitic or slovenly, though sometimes anatomically.
Get this- those lampreys at my HMO denied payment on my pancreatitis treatment just because "the subject failed to properly disclose his hair had no such 'dirty-blond' status, but was instead ocre-hued."
by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 15, 2007
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The conflation (cognizant or otherwise) of two distantly related notions.
ex. apples-to-apples:

"Look, Al Qaeda is a terrorist organization and we know with 100% certainty that Saddam is in pursuit of yellowcake uranium from Niger. September the Eleventh.
by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 15, 2007
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