Words Wired Weird's definitions
A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
Get the Google-eyedmug. The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works
Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"
Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
Get the clunkworkmug. 1. A person who displays their emotions and inclinations clearly on their face
2. A person who spends most of their time in the company of books
2. A person who spends most of their time in the company of books
1. "Don't tell me you liked those socks, I can read your bookface"
2. "She is turning into such a bookface - can't you convince her to join facebook?"
2. "She is turning into such a bookface - can't you convince her to join facebook?"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
Get the Bookfacemug. A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
Get the (Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Painsmug. "His CV was laden with pleptitudes"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
Get the pleptitudemug. Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
Get the Confusionisticmug. A remark of approval following an elaborate act of speech (i.e. trumps 'word!', but is less dramatic than 'Paragraph!')
Person A - "The hypocrisy of this system so often gets me down, hegemonic brutality gives me creases in my brow"
Person B - "Sentence!"
Person B - "Sentence!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
Get the Sentence!mug.