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feighut

Homosexual.
Legitimate Scrabble word.

Prav (to Bogga): "Feighut!"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

bleeew job

The opening to a threatening phone call.

Lupton: "Hello, Michael speaking"
Prav/Ho: "Bleeew job!"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

Big trouble

An empty masculine platitude meaning nothing at all.

J: If I don't get laid by the end of the year there's gonna be big trouble!"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

bathtime

Bengali for orgy.

Sagnik, Myork, bathtime!

by Wordup November 19, 2003

youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern

Incriminating admission to sensitive older brother of past infidelities.

Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"

by Wordup November 19, 2003

butter him up

To titty-fuck an unconscious sags using butter as a lubricant (see: "Last Tango in Paris" for more fun with butter)

Sags: *zzzzz...zzzz*
Prav: "Ok, he's asleep...now's our chance...butter him up boys!"

by Wordup November 20, 2003

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003