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butter him up

To titty-fuck an unconscious sags using butter as a lubricant (see: "Last Tango in Paris" for more fun with butter)

Sags: *zzzzz...zzzz*
Prav: "Ok, he's asleep...now's our chance...butter him up boys!"

by Wordup November 20, 2003

neeeigh blurgh!

The sound Breeze makes when he's sucking off a horse and it shoots a load of cum into his eager mouth.

Breeze: "Oh yer, u like that horsey!"
Horse: "Neeeigh"
Breeze: "Blurgh"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

zug

An erotic video involving a steam locomotive at full speed.

Zug review.

by Wordup November 7, 2003

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003

Big trouble

An empty masculine platitude meaning nothing at all.

J: If I don't get laid by the end of the year there's gonna be big trouble!"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern

Incriminating admission to sensitive older brother of past infidelities.

Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"

by Wordup November 19, 2003

bathtime

Bengali for orgy.

Sagnik, Myork, bathtime!

by Wordup November 19, 2003