schoo small

A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.

Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.

by Wordup November 07, 2003

Retrotwit

An alternative description for the more commonly used noun 'bellend'. Often confused with the japs eye.

That bloke has had a prince Albert in his retrotwit

by Wordup February 27, 2016

Big trouble

An empty masculine platitude meaning nothing at all.

J: If I don't get laid by the end of the year there's gonna be big trouble!"

by Wordup November 11, 2003

cock whip

To belt a woman's face with your erect dick.

That chick's just asking for a cock whipping!

by Wordup November 07, 2003

bathtime

Bengali for orgy.

Sagnik, Myork, bathtime!

by Wordup November 19, 2003

neeeigh blurgh!

The sound Breeze makes when he's sucking off a horse and it shoots a load of cum into his eager mouth.

Breeze: "Oh yer, u like that horsey!"
Horse: "Neeeigh"
Breeze: "Blurgh"

by Wordup November 11, 2003

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 21, 2003