wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013
Machine
1) A man made gadget that preforms a task to the benefit of it's creator.
2) A soulless human being that's only as alive as much as a running clock or car
3) Machine, slang for dope needle. One who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don't have any more dope.
1) A man made gadget that preforms a task to the benefit of it's creator.
2) A soulless human being that's only as alive as much as a running clock or car
3) Machine, slang for dope needle. One who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don't have any more dope.
1) The dope machine is broken, brittany will probably start getting fat.
2) brittany spears is a machine.
3) brittany spears has a machine sticking out of her tail pipe.
2) brittany spears is a machine.
3) brittany spears has a machine sticking out of her tail pipe.
by WordRepoMan June 21, 2013
hey Mr. cunt Southwood (some old wrinkly homo from spaghetti westerns)
you, your friends, your political party, and all your multiple personalities can go find yourselves squarely atop your own wrinkly impotent acorns. gfy's
you, your friends, your political party, and all your multiple personalities can go find yourselves squarely atop your own wrinkly impotent acorns. gfy's
by WordRepoMan January 21, 2013
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whisky is distilled from a beer like ferment. whisky dick is invoking the fact that both whisky it's self and whisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whisky through distillation whisky dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whisky is distilled from a beer like ferment. whisky dick is invoking the fact that both whisky it's self and whisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whisky through distillation whisky dick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whisky dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan November 13, 2012
blimey
Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison
1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.
2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.
Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison
1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.
2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.
1 Blimey! did you see that mole rat lookin brit's teeth?
2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.
2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.
by WordRepoMan January 23, 2013
by WordRepoMan April 05, 2013
A term used by faggots to insult one another. Anyone who says it is a pedophile faggot, simple as that.
by WordRepoMan June 17, 2013