Woody Thomas's definitions

swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend

Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'

by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008

dry as a powderhorn

Having no beer or other alcoholic beverages in one's possession

Tom: 'hey man, you got any beer at your place?'
Mike: 'uh-uh brother, I'm fuckin' dry as a powderhorn.'

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

golden sombrero

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006

Kansas City Shitty

Term used by Midwesteners back in the 70s, referring to locally grown marijuana, which then was highly inferior in quality. Any "domestic" weed would only be acquired as a last resort if no Mexican was available.

I smoked some of that Kansas City Shitty and all I got was a headache and a sore throat.

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

The Grim Reaper

Former hockey enforcer Stu Grimson

Probert and the Grim Reaper went twice last night.

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008