Woody Thomas's definitions

vulva

the most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as the pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, constantly misidentified as a "vagina," which is the inside part.

It's amazing how many people are so uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!

by Woody Thomas December 26, 2008

out of the mouths of babes

a term regarding an innocent but brutally honest comment a child will make after making an observation or being asked a question

The five-year-old said he didn't want to kiss his grandmother because 'her breath smells like throw-up.' Out of the mouths of babes.

by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009

wean peek

When a male tries to discriminately check out another guy's dick, in a locker room, shower, or at side by side urinals.

I snuck a wean peek at Steve when we were in the john yesterday. Gave me an inadequacy complex.

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

Tie Domi

A short, but devasting hockey fighter. Listed at 5'10" but is probably 5'8" actually. Lefty. Has knocked out guys twice his size. Still in the league after 14 years of brawling.

Tie Domi has fought every tough guy in the league.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

concrete

a super thick ice cream product, actually frozen custard. The original and world's best can be found at Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard in south St. Louis. You can stick a spoon it it and turn it upside down and the spoon stays stuck in the custard.

I waited in line half an hour at Ted Drewe's to get a chocolate concrete.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Lord of the Rings

A trilogy written by J.R.R. Tolkien, fantasy set in a place called Middle Earth, which is inhabited by hobbits and the like. While in high school in the early 70s, many of my fellow stoners were heavily into this trilogy and its precursor, The Hobbit. Led Zeppelin made references to it in a few of their songs, and Robert Plant was a known Tolkien enthusiest. This, of course, made it required reading for any self-respecting hippie, but I was strictly a poser when it came to this and other stoner sci-fi or fantasy, and after about the first 50 pages of the first book The Fellowship of the Ring, I found it too boring to read on.

In the 70s, the more cerebral stoners were into reading The Lord of the Rings.

by Woody Thomas August 23, 2008

sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.

The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008