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A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
Get the marshmallow dreammug. Noun. A combination of gas and retard.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient SUV then has the balls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it gassed up. Often seen with a "Gas Prices Suck" bumper sticker.
Gastard: Something needs to be done about this, I just spent $110 to fill up my Escalade.
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
Smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
Gastard: but I NEED! my hulking status symbol!
Smart Person: Gastard
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
Get the Gastardmug. An ancient alcoholic beverage made by fermenting water and honey. When only water honey and yeast is used, then it's mead, and can be sweet(sack mead), Dry, still or sparkling. Mead that is aged for an extended period of time(more than a year) is commonly called Great Mead(and it is)
If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.
If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.
If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.
If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.
If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.
Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.
The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
If grape juice is added before fermentation, it's called Pyment.
If other fruit juices or puree's (such as strawberries or blueberries) it's called Melomel.
If malts, grains and/or hops are added to a mixture of mostly honey and water, it's called Braggot.
If apple juice is added before fermentation, it's Cyser.
If herbs or spices are added it's Metheglin.
Mead predates all known forms of alcohol. Originally it was made with honey, water and wild yeasts, but nowadays it's usually made with cultured yeast strains.
The term honeymoon comes from the practice of drinking mead for the first month after a marriage.
by Wolf89 August 13, 2008
Get the Meadmug. 1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.
2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.
3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.
4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.
3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.
4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.
2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.
3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.
4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.
3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.
4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
Get the Speedball Assassinmug. Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.
Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:
Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.
Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.
Person is overqualified for local jobs.
There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:
Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.
Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.
Person is overqualified for local jobs.
There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Damnit, a local guy can get a job anywhere around here, especially when he's got all theese BHWP's to compete with.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
Get the BHWPmug. The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle.
by Wolf89 January 29, 2006
Get the Big Fivemug. Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 December 28, 2005
Get the Schlongmug.