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Definitions by Wizards Sleeve

fishmonger's gorge 

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.
Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"
fishmonger's gorge by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007

honey mown 

Cunnilingus. Specifically, lesbian pussy licking. Where a woman has the sweetest of sweet juice and other women make a bee-line for the honey pot.
Dude 1: "I hear that chick likes other chicks, man!"
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."
honey mown by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

silk slipper 

The very finest pussy you can get. Exquisite to the feel, and a joy to slip into.
"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"
silk slipper by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

MILF tickler 

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.
Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"
MILF tickler by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

Mersey steamer 

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.
Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
Mersey steamer by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

retro-wanking 

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.
"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."
retro-wanking by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007
Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.
Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"
spidering by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007