by Wizards Sleeve October 28, 2006
by Wizards Sleeve June 01, 2005
Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.
Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."
by Wizards Sleeve October 14, 2006
The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.
"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."
by Wizards Sleeve June 03, 2005
"I'd been on the slack for days, then Paige appeared with her massive bangers and my dick unwonked itself in 2 seconds flat."
by Wizards Sleeve August 09, 2006
Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007
Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.
Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 03, 2007