A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.
Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 15, 2007
A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.
Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 07, 2007
When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.
Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 03, 2006
One who enjoys a deep-fried life.
Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.
Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.
Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.
Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.
"Charlie's lost the plot, you seen his new girl? Must be 250 pounds of her! Man, he's become a lard lover."
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2005
Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.
Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 04, 2006
by Wizards Sleeve October 28, 2006
First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.
by Wizards Sleeve June 03, 2005