A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
Get the Nurse Helga Bumgamesmug. Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007
Get the Mersey steamermug. Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.
Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."
by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005
Get the Spiderwomanmug. Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.
Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.
Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005
Get the fuel rodmug. (British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.
Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 13, 2010
Get the fox skin beermatmug. Miranda is the innermost major moon of the planet Uranus. It was discovered by the Dutch-American astronomer Gerard Kuiper in 1948.
The moon is named after a character in Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', Miranda was Prospero’s daughter.
The moon is named after a character in Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', Miranda was Prospero’s daughter.
Astro-dude 1: "Hey, I just read in Scientific American that some Prof. was looking at Uranus and saw a new moon!"
Astro-dude 2: "Huh huh huh, you said 'anus' huh huh huh."
Astro-dude 1: "Shut up, dumb-ass!"
Astro-dude 2: "Huh huh huh, you said 'anus' huh huh huh."
Astro-dude 1: "Shut up, dumb-ass!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008
Get the Mirandamug. by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
Get the tit upgrademug.