Definitions by Wizards Sleave

Helmetdale 

Medical = smegma.The white pungent substance that gathers on the bell end or purple headed mountain. Not to be confused with the female equivilent Clamenbert

If i had known tony had brought some Helmetdale with him id have brought a bottle of Chardanay and made a night of it.

Helmetdale by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

Rusty Sheiffs Badge

The anus muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.

Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge

Rusty Sheiffs Badge by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

Feed It With A Flat Hand

A particulary savage vagina , usually with teeth and a smell that would strip paint. Not to be fingered at all costs.

She had been dancing all night and was wearing at least two pairs of pants over her tights , by the time it came to stroke the donkeys nose i decided id better feed it with a flat hand.

Feed It With A Flat Hand by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

Ceramics 

hemeroids. Rhyming Slang for arse grapes Ceramic Tiles = Piles

Jesus , ive been sat on that cold floor all day and me ceramics are fucking killing me

Ceramics by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006