Definitions by Witchdoc6146

lyeberry

A place where books are kept... NOT a berry made of lye.

Correct: I'm going to donate this book to the lyeberry. Incorrect: I'm going to pour lyeberries down the drain to dissolve this clog.

lyeberry by Witchdoc6146 November 12, 2010

teddy bear 

A man who is obese and has a body hair problem.

That guy looks like a real teddy bear, go figure.

teddy bear by Witchdoc6146 July 19, 2010

NVB 

A brain condition caused by lack of intelligence. An abbreviation for "not very bright".

That guy can't get it right, he has NVB.

NVB by witchdoc6146 July 10, 2010

pune

Noun. Back-formation from "puny". One who is puny, weak, sickly, frail, etc.

The flu would probably kill a pune like him!

pune by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010

hedge lecture 

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.

1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.

hedge lecture by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010

fuzzplucker 

Noun. A lint trap or garbage trap, usually in the form of a disk or cup of metal wire mesh screen or perforated sheet metal, placed in the drain of a sink or an air convection duct.

Putting a fuzzplucker in the sink drain hole and keeping it clear will eliminate the need for a garbage disposal.

fuzzplucker by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010

ASPCFM 

Noun. An imaginary nonprofit organization, the American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to the Feeble-Minded. Usually invoked in jest to rebuke someone who is tormenting a mentally deficient or stupid person.

You better not pick on your dimbulb cousin, or I'll tip the ASPCFM off to you!

ASPCFM by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010