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1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia
2) The male genitalia
1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
A Russian with three testicles.
Hoodyanikabolokov: Hey i have 3 testicles!
Me: Oh yeah? Who'd ya nick a bollock off?
Hoodyanikabolokov: How did you know my name!?
Me: Wha?
Me: Oh yeah? Who'd ya nick a bollock off?
Hoodyanikabolokov: How did you know my name!?
Me: Wha?
by Wise Man November 18, 2003
When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.
by Wise Man October 10, 2003