Wise Man's definitions
A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.
Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>
by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.
by Wise Man October 7, 2003

When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule
Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end
by Wise Man November 20, 2003

For gods sake SSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man November 24, 2003

A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.
by Wise Man October 10, 2003

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.
Wish i was a dentist......
by Wise Man November 5, 2003

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
