Wise Man's definitions

Burbury Prick

Teenage rude boys who wear burbury caps at such a steep angle the peak is vertical. They usually hang around in large packs. Other notable attributes include cigarette behind the ear, greasy hair, his mums jewellery, an earing, a sky blue hooded top and a 25cc moped.

Look at that bunch of burbury pricks, bet they're not so brave when they aren't 'hangin' with 40 of their 'bruvvas'

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

porridge

To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

swerve

To avoid or dodge someone.

I couldn't be arsed to talk to her, so i gave her the swerve.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

Laugh Lunch

To vomit, to be sick, to regurgitate

I ate so much i laughed lunch all over the carpet

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

The Monkey

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

tets

Irish for tits

liggat tha tets on that foyn filli!

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003