Definitions by Wise Man

Chocolate

A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.

Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!

Chocolate by Wise Man November 5, 2003

dentist 

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.

Wish i was a dentist......

dentist by Wise Man November 5, 2003

Swervigo 

The feeling of exhaustion you get when you have avoided so many peoples calls/enquiries at work.

I gave so many people the swerve today, i'm knackered.

Swervigo by Wise Man November 5, 2003

bad day 

Today

I'm having a bad day

bad day by Wise Man October 28, 2003

fuck this shit

A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.

Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

fuck this shit by Wise Man October 17, 2003

accounts department 

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

accounts department by Wise Man October 17, 2003

80085 

wAnx0r slang for boobs

wow that rox0rz my box0rz 1337 80085 n00bz sux0rz shmeebz iodhvcijudv6v5rv46r5v465rv46eb54

80085 by Wise Man October 17, 2003