chip

1) To run quickly.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.

1) I got here as fast as i could, i was chipping it.
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!

by Wise Man October 02, 2003

Skank

1) To steal or 'permanently borrow'
2) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually linked to the physical appearance/smell.

1) I skanked £10 off me mum
2) That beast is well skanky

by Wise Man November 13, 2006

Raging squits

Another term for explosive diarreah. See also Chocolate slug and ja rule

I'm not well at all, i sat on the pot this morning and i had the raging squits

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

a

An alternative to saying, "Yes, you are right"

Stu: You're coming to Santa Pod this weekend aren't you?
Al: Fuckin A mate.

by Wise Man October 09, 2003

Chocolate

A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.

Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!

by Wise Man November 05, 2003

Terminator

Excellent films full of wicked quotes.

"Chill out, dick wad"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Plerchk

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.

Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 07, 2003