25 definitions by Windows Error

The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.
---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.
by Windows Error November 25, 2019
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If you've played CoD, then you've probably heard of this mythical device. It's the one thing that most fans of FPS games would want a good variation of when they go on their game.
by Windows Error November 23, 2017
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Pinky is a demon from the armies of Hell (Yes, you heard me) that appears in every game that is titled "DooM", a game which has been loved by millions across the globe.

Pinky has been a part of DooM since the first installment, and its attack is to merely charge at you to deal lotsa damage.

Pinky has ALWAYS been easy to take out; you could just sweep the entire room of Pinkies. Then DooM 2016 came out...

Nowadays, Pinky is armored everywhere BUT behind him, thus he'll take very little damage, even with a well placed headshot. Good thing there's the Chaingun, Super Shotgun, and later the BFG you can use, and you can jump over them. Even so, the guys who made DooM 2016 made a formidable opponent out of what was once a puny, one-shot demon.

Need more info? Just look it up, there's an entire Wiki page on it.
Doom Guy (Player): Oh, hello Pinky! You're tougher than those other times I've faced you.
by Windows Error October 29, 2017
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A person from Russia (assumed) who gets some of the best tips from his comrades on the Internet. It's a meme, and Know Your Meme has made an entire article about it, so look there if you need more help.
You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you will never shoot the inaccurate, because fear of shooting fingers!

Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.

You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.
by Windows Error December 24, 2017
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An invader. This can mean an invader of anything; countries, privacy, personal space, etc. It comes from Dark Souls, where players who are online are capable of invading another person’s game by using a Cracked Red Eye Orb. Many deaths are the result of dark spirits invading players’ worlds, aside from boss battles and traps.
Dark spirit has invaded!

Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!
by Windows Error December 17, 2019
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A large chunk of ice that is sent afloat by loose support of an ice shelf or glacier. Some say you can travel on a man-made one, but it would be impractical.

In history, a collision with an iceberg caused the mighty ship Titanic to sink to the bottom of the ocean. It ripped the "impenetrable" steel hull of the ship right open, and the ship sank within 3 hours.
Captain! Iceberg off the starboard bow!

Bah! It's nothing! Nothing can sink the Titanic!
by Windows Error January 5, 2018
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A time that most of us humans have little faith in; War (Nuclear, old-school, etc), terrorism, disasters, the risk of famine, diseases, and maybe even modern trends like Fidget Spinners and the Dab are all potential reasons as to why.

Some other people, such as game developers, see the future to be bright and full of new technologies; such as even better PCs, military drones, jets that don't need wheels, laser weapons, and even stronger, more advanced smart-weapons!
"The future, is not a gift; it is an achievement!"
by Windows Error November 13, 2017
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