WindowLicker9000's definitions

hold 10

A highly ghetto phrase used to ask for borrowing money from your friends. Most commonly $10 for a hit of heroin or crack. Often used in the HBO series, "The Wire."

Yo Boogey, lemme' hold 10 nigga.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

deer stomping

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.

Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010

Turtle Man

A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!

Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."

Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?

by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010

Grocery-walk

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.

Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

Sack Jockey

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.

Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010

Bill Buttlicker

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.

Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010