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Full Bloated

When you have just gorged yourself silly at breakfast lunch or dinner and stand up to announce to your dinning company that your "full bloated"

Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Butt Crog

1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.

2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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Butt Slammed

Butt Slammed is when something is ridiculously crowded or busy.
Goddamnit this road is butt slammed.
by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010
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Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!
by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010
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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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sloth bucket

A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.
woooe. Look at that sloth bucket truck some food.
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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Grocery-walk

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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