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hold 10

A highly ghetto phrase used to ask for borrowing money from your friends. Most commonly $10 for a hit of heroin or crack. Often used in the HBO series, "The Wire."
Yo Boogey, lemme' hold 10 nigga.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Full Bloated

When you have just gorged yourself silly at breakfast lunch or dinner and stand up to announce to your dinning company that your "full bloated"

Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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deer stomping

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.
Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Turtle Man

A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!

Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
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Feeble burrito

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.
Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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Ass Flag

Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.
Hey, check it out, Harley is waving is ass flag.
by Windowlicker9000 March 6, 2010
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