WindowLicker9000's definitions
The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
Get the Butt Hammeredmug. A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Manmug. A nick name for any of your Irish friends that have a "Mc" in the front on their name that are always mooching. Bumming cigarettes, beers, food, clothes and just about anything they can mooch. They will most often "forget" their wallet when eating out and have to borrow though never to pay back. They can however be very generous when money is available to them and blow through it immediately which is why they never have anything.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the McMoochmug. A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
Get the sloth bucketmug. The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the Grocery-walkmug. A particularly skinny skank-ass girl that thinks its hilarious when people make fun of her and has no clue. She most likely will have a NewPort cigarette addiction and work at a fast food drive-through.
{ BAH } Can be used in code to call one out discreetly if in the same room.
Originated to describe some of the girls in the Damascus, MD area.
{ BAH } Can be used in code to call one out discreetly if in the same room.
Originated to describe some of the girls in the Damascus, MD area.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Busted Ass Hoemug. Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency
Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure
Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.
Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.
Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.
Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.
Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.
Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.
by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010
Get the Mutencymug.