WindowLicker9000's definitions

Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.

Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!

by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010

Sack Jockey

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.

Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010

Bill Buttlicker

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.

Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

deer stomping

A favorite past time of a redneck in possession of a jacked up pickup truck with oversize tires. This is quite simply the act of driving fast down back roads in search of roadkill and re-stomping the hell out the already dead animal. Particularly, deer are prime target as they make the most mess when stomped and hence the terms derivative. Its the human way of aiding in roadkill decomposition.

Hey Carl, lets git some buttweiser and go deer stomping. I'm gonna truck me a dead possum today. Donald stomped a deer yesterday and had an intestine hanging from his mirror.

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

brain pan

A motorcycle helmet. Specifically the kind that just covers the top of your head. They are mostly sported by riders on top of a American brand motorcycle, chiefly, Harley Davidson.

Hey Pete, good thing you were wearing your brain pan when that car slammed you. Your face is a mess but at least you can think straight!

by WindowLicker9000 April 11, 2010

Butt Slammed

Butt Slammed is when something is ridiculously crowded or busy.

Goddamnit this road is butt slammed.

by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010

Butt Crog

1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.

2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.

1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.

by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010