stunt cock

fills in for the lead actor (who is not well endowed) when an "action scence" is needed in a porn flick.

actor: "i'm going to fuck you now."
direcotr: Cut! Bring in the Stunt Cock!!!
actress/stunt cock: AHHH OHHH YEAHH...

by wilson March 01, 2005

Gob

The word that me WilsoNnnNNnnnNNN and tomMmMmmMYyy made up and it was a typo for "fob" (fresh off the boat). This word is used as a replacement for fob. because it is way too overused.

Yo he is so gobby, he talks like he just came from china.

by wilson April 15, 2004

swan

a homosexual, one who likes pink, a man who is very feminem, one who likes r&b among other pussyass music

"man you are one swanass nigga

by wilson November 24, 2002

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

by Wilson September 29, 2004

slanky

Slang for "penis".

She totally wants my slanky.

by Wilson October 10, 2003

Sploobie

Sploobie is the cross between the well known joint definitions such as spliff and doobie.

-mmmm a sploobie let's bogart that sploobie.

-pass the sploobie.

-f**k off ive only had two tokes of the sploobie!

-someone roll a sploobie?

by Wilson January 19, 2005

pound

1. Poet that emigrates from USA an goes mad to the bone. 2. One who usually wants to emulate Walt Whitman 3. Man in a cage. 4. Nazi.

My english teacher is great: he´s a pound!

by Wilson January 28, 2004