Negan

Negan is a guy that claims to be a bad ass but needs everyone else to make him look good. He gets people to do his dirty work, then shows up whistling a tune without realizing that he does not actually have any friends. He’s so bad ass, that he hides from vegetarians and eats nothing but canned tuna and mixed nuts.
Everyone: “let’s order a salad.”

Negan: “I’ll go hide in this tent for 30 days.”
by Wilmington Woman May 21, 2019
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Omen

It’s like when a bushes burn and shit. You see it and know it should not be there, and you’re like “shit, why’s this omen here? Am I about to die or is this a good omen?” Then you take a sip of wine and stare at the glory of the gods and goddesses sending omens your way.
Random: “I saw an omen yesterday?”

Bob: “what like a bird in the sky?”

Random: “yeah, and it pooped on my right after my car was stolen.”

Bob: “damn bro, you should’ve threw up some bubbles.”
by Wilmington Woman September 19, 2019
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Bearcat

Noun:
Two of the most batshit crazy yet fun and beautiful women you’ll ever meet. Everywhere they go is instantly a better place to be and they absolutely love buying presents. Any dwelling they are in is instantly known as Bearcat Manor as they prepare for hibernation and crazy parties.

Verb:

All things performed together by the above mentioned two crazy yet beautiful and fun women.
Noun: I love my new dildo, the Bearkats bought it for my birthday.

Verb: “hey bear, did that guy just push you? Let’s go bearcat that mother fucker!”
“Yeah cat! Let’s bearcat the shit out of that asshole!”
by Wilmington Woman August 14, 2025
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Titan

Did you see that guy fall down the stairs? He fell like a Titan.”

“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
by Wilmington Woman August 27, 2019
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Trafires

There’s fires, camp fires and Trafires. Trafires wears dominating pants of power and sets fires with her words. Nobody is safe unless she has fresh wine in her cups served by half-obedient manservants dressed in togas. She prefers them to not be eunuchs.
Somebody get trafires some wine before we meet our doom.
by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019
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Conquest Hoe

When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.
Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”

Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
by Wilmington Woman September 3, 2019
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Stabatable

1. When someone in the relationship needs to be stable but it’s debatable which person is actually capable of that.

2. It’s debatable if you’re stable
1. Jennifer: “I think I trust Rachel more than Dana”
Jimmothy: “I don’t know. They’re stabatable”

2. Jennifer: “I’m not sure if she’s stable”

Jimmothy: “She gets to work on time but it’s stabatable. We took bets.”
by Wilmington Woman March 1, 2024
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