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It’s like when a bushes burn and shit. You see it and know it should not be there, and you’re like “shit, why’s this omen here? Am I about to die or is this a good omen?” Then you take a sip of wine and stare at the glory of the gods and goddesses sending omens your way.
Random: “I saw an omen yesterday?”
Bob: “what like a bird in the sky?”
Random: “yeah, and it pooped on my right after my car was stolen.”
Bob: “damn bro, you should’ve threw up some bubbles.”
Bob: “what like a bird in the sky?”
Random: “yeah, and it pooped on my right after my car was stolen.”
Bob: “damn bro, you should’ve threw up some bubbles.”
by Wilmington Woman September 19, 2019
Get the Omen mug.Every winning team needs their rallyback girls. Rallyback girls are so much better than cheerleaders because all cheerleaders do is say go team. Rallyback girls tend to destroy everything from the other team while screaming “she ain’t no rally back girl” and “this my shit” as they flick off the opposing team. The only response to rallyback girls is with more rallyback girls, but that is a bad sign from the gods, like a bad omen or something. Smart people run away when the rallyback girls show up because they can’t deal with their shit.
Wildperson: “I found a new house but it was burned down.”
Kradger: “what happened?”
Wildperson: “the rallyback girls flicked me off, then said this my shit and burned it down”
Kradger: “this my shit”
Kradger: “what happened?”
Wildperson: “the rallyback girls flicked me off, then said this my shit and burned it down”
Kradger: “this my shit”
by Wilmington Woman September 24, 2019
Get the Rallyback girls mug.Someone that totally sucks at life. Cookie Monster would never be rally bait because when he sees a cookie he takes it. Someone who is rally bait is less like Cookie Monster and more like Oscar. Oscar never leaves the trash can, he just waits for someone to come by and pops out with a grumpy face and no cookies.
by Wilmington Woman August 27, 2019
Get the Rally bait mug.“Did you see that guy fall down the stairs? He fell like a Titan.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
“No I didn’t see it, nobody pays attention to titans anyway.”
by Wilmington Woman August 27, 2019
Get the Titan mug.When you play the game of thrones you live or you die. This is true for all unless they have a good conquest hoe. A conquest hoe will kill every mythical forest creature you ask just for sexual favors in return. A conquest hoe also has a master’s degree in discord use so make sure you’re nice to your conquest hoe or you will be forever doomed.
Joe: “there’s bears everywhere, so annoying.”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
Jim: “my conquest hoe took care of that for me, and we had sex.”
Joe: “is your conquest hoe also named Jim?”
by Wilmington Woman September 3, 2019
Get the Conquest Hoe mug.A verb. To veler someone is to lovingly destroy. Some would say it is when someone wakes from a deep slumber with a fiery soul, ready to make enemies forget that denny’s grand slam used to cost only $1.99 as their pants are pulled down to expose dirty underpants.
by Wilmington Woman September 5, 2019
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Two of the most batshit crazy yet fun and beautiful women you’ll ever meet. Everywhere they go is instantly a better place to be and they absolutely love buying presents. Any dwelling they are in is instantly known as Bearcat Manor as they prepare for hibernation and crazy parties.
Verb:
All things performed together by the above mentioned two crazy yet beautiful and fun women.
Two of the most batshit crazy yet fun and beautiful women you’ll ever meet. Everywhere they go is instantly a better place to be and they absolutely love buying presents. Any dwelling they are in is instantly known as Bearcat Manor as they prepare for hibernation and crazy parties.
Verb:
All things performed together by the above mentioned two crazy yet beautiful and fun women.
Noun: I love my new dildo, the Bearkats bought it for my birthday.
Verb: “hey bear, did that guy just push you? Let’s go bearcat that mother fucker!”
“Yeah cat! Let’s bearcat the shit out of that asshole!”
Verb: “hey bear, did that guy just push you? Let’s go bearcat that mother fucker!”
“Yeah cat! Let’s bearcat the shit out of that asshole!”
by Wilmington Woman August 14, 2025
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