Definitions by Willy Won't go Home

Phroglord

Phroglord: an obsessed edgelord that "lives" in another person's online profile because that person lives rent free in their head. They no longer Internet stalk that person, they hide in their basement or attic metaphorically to "observe" that person's every keystroke of Internet activity. They are the human embodiment of the word, cringe.

That phroglord reposts everything I post with some cringe comment added, thinking he's getting over on me.

Phroglord by Willy Won't go Home April 18, 2026

Evasive Womaneuvers

Evasive Womaneuvers is wordplay on Evasive Maneuvers and refers to women in the process of telling a white lie.

My wife was off on Evasive Womaneuvers when she told me one of her little white lies.

Evasive Womaneuvers by Willy Won't go Home February 19, 2026

Soyjakness

A Soyjakness is the group name for a collection of edgelords fixated on Soyjak and soy boy memes

The group name for a collection of edgelords using Soyjak and soy boy memes is a Soyjakness.

Soyjakness by Willy Won't go Home January 21, 2026

flame boy

A flame boy is a very flamboyant and arrogant edgelord that thinks his edginess is the hottest thing on Earth

That flame boy flew too close to the edge of reality, then crashed and burned.

flame boy by Willy Won't go Home January 18, 2026

Whiteadder

Whiteadder is street slang for Adderall in the DC area

That guy has been snorting whiteadder since The Apprentice and should be fired!

Whiteadder by Willy Won't go Home January 17, 2026

Schrödinger’s Antifa

Schrödinger’s Antifa: a non-organization of primarily centrist, concerned citizens protesting, mostly peacefully, in their attempt to preserve democracy for themselves and their children against existing fascist leaning elements in their own government that is simultaneously a violent and ruthless, highly organized, clandestine society of communists, anarchists, socialists and other radical, criminal thugs burning cities to the ground because they hate their country and want it destroyed to allow for the New World Order

That protest rally by Schrödinger’s Antifa was both very peaceful and ultra-violent.

Schrödinger’s Antifa by Willy Won't go Home January 13, 2026

The Goulash Archipelago

The Goulash Archipelago: the long line of chef’s cooking islands at the annual, traditional dish competition in Budapest. So named by a person not fond of paprika.

The paprika torture was strong in The Goulash Archipelago.

The Goulash Archipelago by Willy Won't go Home January 13, 2026