Willis's definitions

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 9, 2003

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Scrutny

Term used to define An annoying little bastard! Scrutnys are quick on the scene to gather round and inspect anything new or 'Nickable' On poor council estates in the UK. The clothing of choice of course ill-fitting sportswear, bleached hair optional.

''Piss off you annoying little scrutny!''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

my nigger

A term used to mean a pal or close friend. Originally the term announced the ownership of a person of color.

Today -- "How are you my nigger?"
Then -- "How are my niggers?"

by Willis April 11, 2005

muc'n'her

Topless Mudwrestling - Females only.

I went to a party the other day and a bunch of chicks were having a go at some muc'n'her.

by Willis November 4, 2004