William Joseph Hemmington's definitions

japan

a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?

as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks

by william joseph hemmington April 8, 2006

tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

butlerface

the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.

butlerface cock blocked me.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

Loyola

Loyola High School of Los Angeles is among the greatest high schools in this nation. We have gotten many championships in just about every sport. Our gridiron is a tremendous powerhouse and we are led by a great man and a respected man and friend of mine named Steve Grady. We won the national championship in 1975! Not only that, but our academics are outstanding. We average a 1400 SAT and have impecable GPAs. Anyone who doesn't like Loyola must either go to bastard schools like Mater Dei, Hart, Servite, and other Loyola wannabe schools in the Serra League.

Mater Dei Boy 1: Today Loyola came out and knocked our heads off.
Mater Dei Boy 2: I know. I might even have a concussion right now.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

by william joseph hemmington September 5, 2005