22 definitions by William Joseph Hemmington

A small yet delightfully tacky town in between Pasadena and Glendale. It is highly multicultural consisting of 50% phillipeanos, 30% mexicans,19% whites, and 1% of others. A common belief is that if you live below Eagle Rock Blvd., you live in the crappier part of Eagle Rock. There MAY be some truth to that.
Eagle Rock Elementary boy: I live below Eagle Rock Blvd. because it's the poorer part of town.
Rockdale Boy: This school is small therefore giving children that learn in smaller classrooms the benefit of the doubt.
St. Dominics kid: I go to a school with a 5 out of 10 point grade. We desperately need a better education and the teachers take over the glory of the kids who go to good schools. Our junior high math department sucks. Wait until high school to be enlightened.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004
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Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.
The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004
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A gang residing around the Highland Park area of Los Angeles, California.
A group of anvenues wrote their cholo words all over the wall.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 23, 2004
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A theme park in San Dimas, California with incredibly beautiful and bodacious teenage girls. Come especially when the junior life guard team comes and you will see baywatch babes in the making.
5 year old boy: I went to Raging Waters and strangely attained rigamortus of my genitals.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004
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Teacher: Why did you get pregnant?
Girl: You told me to do my essay (ese)!!
by William Joseph Hemmington November 19, 2005
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