father christmas

An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.

by William Gates February 04, 2005

chavtastic

something is so bad it becoms good to the chavs that desire it

that piece of fake gold is chavtastic.
F reg novas with loud exausts are also chavtastic.

by William Gates February 04, 2005

placebo

band that have the best music and beats

every you and every me
the bitter end

by William Gates February 05, 2005

itv 2

the worst the worst tv channel ever. consists of rubish like Judge Judy (american family judge) and americas funniest pets, or something: the presenter of which i would gladly set fire to.

itv 2 has infected my tv, turn it over

by William Gates February 06, 2005

19:37

23 minutes to 8 oclock. poor people are takeing millenia to get used to the 24 hour, and digital clock interfaces.

its its approaching 19:37.

by William Gates February 04, 2005

Fahy

an original, non nazi, master race of omnipotant human beings derived from god himself.

Joe Fahy is apparently christs brother in law, althought this is mearly speculation.

by William Gates January 31, 2005

mobile

a small wireless telecommunications device used to contact people on. not to be confused with a 'cell phone', the mobile's primative american cousin, a 'cell phone' also runs on 'gasoline' whereas the more techincaly advanced mobile uses petrol.

i taunted americans with my mobile
i called tony blair on my mobile
i hit a rapist with my mobile

by William Gates February 04, 2005