William Gates's definitions

mobile

a small wireless telecommunications device used to contact people on. not to be confused with a 'cell phone', the mobile's primative american cousin, a 'cell phone' also runs on 'gasoline' whereas the more techincaly advanced mobile uses petrol.

i taunted americans with my mobile
i called tony blair on my mobile
i hit a rapist with my mobile

by William Gates February 4, 2005

shoey

A strange characer of infalliable knowledge. A beacon of hope for the teachers and governing staff of his school. Not to be confused with the german Michael Schumacker of the same name. ORIGINAL PRANKSTER. Often found hacking into government servers, has synthesised an antidote to the FBI's feared 'hacker to sleep' injection.

Youve bin shoey'd!!
That was a shoey like stunt
Dont feed animals gas,your not shoey!
Your the next urban terrorist/shoey

by William Gates February 3, 2005

placebo

band that have the best music and beats

every you and every me
the bitter end

by William Gates February 5, 2005

Fahy

an original, non nazi, master race of omnipotant human beings derived from god himself.

Joe Fahy is apparently christs brother in law, althought this is mearly speculation.

by William Gates January 31, 2005

boucebackability

the ability to bounce back

they bounced back
they have bouncebackability

by William Gates February 4, 2005

mumps

A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.

Get away u mumps infested hobo.

by William Gates February 3, 2005

lotto

the new name for the national lottery. its winner recieves the 4000000 pound coins the other succers stupidly spent on losing numbers.

i have won the lotto.
the lotto is a scam.
im going to pose as a charity and claim lotto grants.

by William Gates February 4, 2005