Definitions by William Dean A. Garner

Nine-to-Five 

A regular job.

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?

Nine-to-Five by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

X-factor 

1. An unknown variable

That homey's got too many "x-factors." Pop his ass and be safe.

X-factor by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

Moistie 

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

Moistie by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

cracked 

To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.

Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!

cracked by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Temptacious 

Sexy, sensuous

Barbie is a "temptacious," fire-breathing dragon-lady who'll fuck you through the floor, the foundation, deeper than Old Six. . . .

Temptacious by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

damn skippy 

1. Rock on, baby!
2. Copasetic
3. You couldn't be mo' righter!
4. I couldn't agree more

Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."

Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."

damn skippy by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

bounce

1. To leave very quickly
2. Get the hell outta Dodge
3. Blow this popstand

Homeboy pulls out that Tek-9, we bounce, Ace. . . .

bounce by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003