The right tiptop, in just the right color, worn on the right bartender is a guaranteed money magnet.
by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011
Get the tiptopmug. by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009
Get the Disastarmug. The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.
We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.
by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011
Get the Bazookastanmug. What she took for riches was, in fact, mere goldsmoke, a mirage of prosperity from her disadvantaged childhood.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
by William Dean A. Garner March 14, 2011
Get the Goldsmokemug. by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009
Get the ass-pussymug. by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003
Get the Nine-to-Fivemug. Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011
Get the charliesheenmug.